farktard 

Someone who is fark-ing retarded.

George W. Bush is such a Farktard he thinks that the war in Iraq ended before it even began.

farktard by Lisa Smith May 6, 2004

farktard 

anyone that uses the word dipshit

ryan cooper called him a dipshit

farktard by Anonymous February 14, 2003

Farktard 

Somebody who uses memes from Fark. Derives from fucktard, similar to /b/tard.

"It's a TRAP!"

"Stop being such a farktard, you faggot. GTFO! Incidentally, XDD ROFL TEH CAEK IS A LIE LOL /PORTAL"

"Shove it up yo ass."

Farktard by Max W. Gore March 1, 2008

farktard 

Anyone Ryan Cooper considers a complete dumbass or dipshit

...or uses anal in phrases...

You're all farktards!

farktard by coopstain February 14, 2003

farkward 

Refers to both the direction and style of walking after one has shart one's self.

1. She clenched and shuffled farkwardly towards the exit.
2. He moved farkward with great trepedation knowing the smell would soon follow.

farkward by hategravy September 19, 2009

Fartarded 

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

Fartarded by sloh March 25, 2009

farmtard 

Somebody who is as retarded as a farm animal, usually connected with sheep or pigs.

Stop copying me, farmtard!

farmtard by Madmarkus April 19, 2005