Fapruary

Fapruary is a national, month long event in which people fap everyday in the month of February.

Person #1>Hey man, no fap november is really killing me...
Person #2>Yeah, I can wait till fapruary!

by I Tai I November 13, 2011

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FAPruary

FAPruary is the whole month of february, which a lot of guys celebrate by beating off and having a FAPruary-gasm the same numer of times as the numer of the day - requires a jo-bud on leap-year.

Matt and I are celebrating Fapruary, and my dick is already getting sore!

by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021

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A month where fabulous things happen! Previously known as the month February, but after a series of polls to try and pep up a pretty sad month of the year due to long winters (in those countries that have winters this time of year of course) February is now called FABruary! See example for clear usage.

Rachel - God i'm so depressed this winter is just dragging and i've got nothing to look forward to.
Hayden - What are you talking about tomorrow is the 1st of FABraury!
Rachel - WHAT????!!!
Hayden - FABruary darling!!

by brighton09 January 30, 2009

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fapuary

The month of February, where one spends time alone fapping instead of getting girls, especially on February 14th.

Person: I'm gonna masturbate during fapuary, who cares about girls?

by AlexSpanker February 7, 2018

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Faptuary

A location in which one may fap freely, without inhibition. In the Faptuary, the senses of panic, strife, and time do not exist. Only in a Faptuary may one fully savor his experience, as no impeditory outside influence may enter.

Guy 1: You looking forward to finals being over?

Guy 2: No way, broseph, going home for the holidays sucks. I have my own little Faptuary in my dorm room.

by JFIWW December 16, 2010

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