FAPruary is the whole month of february, which a lot of guys celebrate by beating off and having a FAPruary-gasm the same numer of times as the numer of the day - requires a jo-bud on leap-year.
Matt and I are celebrating Fapruary, and my dick is already getting sore!
A month where fabulous things happen! Previously known as the month February, but after a series of polls to try and pep up a pretty sad month of the year due to long winters (in those countries that have winters this time of year of course) February is now called FABruary! See example for clear usage.
Rachel - God i'm so depressed this winter is just dragging and i've got nothing to look forward to.
Hayden - What are you talking about tomorrow is the 1st of FABraury!
Rachel - WHAT????!!!
Hayden - FABruary darling!!
A location in which one may fap freely, without inhibition. In the Faptuary, the senses of panic, strife, and time do not exist. Only in a Faptuary may one fully savor his experience, as no impeditory outside influence may enter.
Guy 1: You looking forward to finals being over?
Guy 2: No way, broseph, going home for the holidays sucks. I have my own little Faptuary in my dorm room.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.