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Faptuary 

A location in which one may fap freely, without inhibition. In the Faptuary, the senses of panic, strife, and time do not exist. Only in a Faptuary may one fully savor his experience, as no impeditory outside influence may enter.
Guy 1: You looking forward to finals being over?

Guy 2: No way, broseph, going home for the holidays sucks. I have my own little Faptuary in my dorm room.
Faptuary by JFIWW December 16, 2010
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Fapruary 

Fapruary is a national, month long event in which people fap everyday in the month of February.
Person #1>Hey man, no fap november is really killing me...
Person #2>Yeah, I can wait till fapruary!
Fapruary by I Tai I November 13, 2011
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The month of February, where one spends time alone fapping instead of getting girls, especially on February 14th.
Person: I'm gonna masturbate during fapuary, who cares about girls?
fapuary by AlexSpanker February 7, 2018

FAPruary 

FAPruary is the whole month of february, which a lot of guys celebrate by beating off and having a FAPruary-gasm the same numer of times as the numer of the day - requires a jo-bud on leap-year.
Matt and I are celebrating Fapruary, and my dick is already getting sore!
FAPruary by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021
A farting sanctuary. Your own room away from others where you can freely fart at will.
I was pretty gassy after dinner, so I took leave of the others and went into my fartuary.
fartuary by No one From Nowhere April 15, 2014
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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