Faptuary

A location in which one may fap freely, without inhibition. In the Faptuary, the senses of panic, strife, and time do not exist. Only in a Faptuary may one fully savor his experience, as no impeditory outside influence may enter.

Guy 1: You looking forward to finals being over?

Guy 2: No way, broseph, going home for the holidays sucks. I have my own little Faptuary in my dorm room.

by JFIWW December 16, 2010

Fapruary

Fapruary is a national, month long event in which people fap everyday in the month of February.

Person #1>Hey man, no fap november is really killing me...
Person #2>Yeah, I can wait till fapruary!

by I Tai I November 13, 2011

fapuary

The month of February, where one spends time alone fapping instead of getting girls, especially on February 14th.

Person: I'm gonna masturbate during fapuary, who cares about girls?

by AlexSpanker February 7, 2018

FAPruary

FAPruary is the whole month of february, which a lot of guys celebrate by beating off and having a FAPruary-gasm the same numer of times as the numer of the day - requires a jo-bud on leap-year.

Matt and I are celebrating Fapruary, and my dick is already getting sore!

by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021

fartuary

A farting sanctuary. Your own room away from others where you can freely fart at will.

I was pretty gassy after dinner, so I took leave of the others and went into my fartuary.

by No one From Nowhere April 15, 2014