Fapruary
Person #1>Hey man, no fap november is really killing me...
Person #2>Yeah, I can wait till fapruary!
Person #2>Yeah, I can wait till fapruary!
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FAPruary
FAPruary is the whole month of february, which a lot of guys celebrate by beating off and having a FAPruary-gasm the same numer of times as the numer of the day - requires a jo-bud on leap-year.
FAPruary by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021
FABruary
A month where fabulous things happen! Previously known as the month February, but after a series of polls to try and pep up a pretty sad month of the year due to long winters (in those countries that have winters this time of year of course) February is now called FABruary! See example for clear usage.
Rachel - God i'm so depressed this winter is just dragging and i've got nothing to look forward to.
Hayden - What are you talking about tomorrow is the 1st of FABraury!
Rachel - WHAT????!!!
Hayden - FABruary darling!!
Hayden - What are you talking about tomorrow is the 1st of FABraury!
Rachel - WHAT????!!!
Hayden - FABruary darling!!
FABruary by brighton09 January 30, 2009
fapuary
The month of February, where one spends time alone fapping instead of getting girls, especially on February 14th.
fapuary by AlexSpanker February 7, 2018
Faptuary
A location in which one may fap freely, without inhibition. In the Faptuary, the senses of panic, strife, and time do not exist. Only in a Faptuary may one fully savor his experience, as no impeditory outside influence may enter.
Guy 1: You looking forward to finals being over?
Guy 2: No way, broseph, going home for the holidays sucks. I have my own little Faptuary in my dorm room.
Guy 2: No way, broseph, going home for the holidays sucks. I have my own little Faptuary in my dorm room.