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Topportunity 

(Noun) a circumstance where a gay male is given a chance at fucking an otherwise unavailable man.
Ben's boyfriend is out of town and they seem to have an open arrangement when that happens- sounds like a great topportunity.
Topportunity by AedanRoberts September 14, 2016

Toppertunity 

An unreal opportunity that can only be obtained if your last name is Topper. A difficult objective has been presented, A toppertunity creates a plan to overcome such objective.
I took the Toppertunity, to solve the problem and creat a solution.
Toppertunity by Greg Topper February 19, 2021

topportunity 

i have to go tonight dude i have a potential topportunity with liv!
topportunity by lavagrill February 25, 2020

Fappertunity 

An opportunity that arises when all everyone has left the house and you are alone to yourself with a set amount of time to enjoy an uninterrupted fapping session.
The wife and kids are off to the market today, I have exactly 64 minutes for this fappertunity.

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026