tappertunity
The opportunity to get laid.
tappertunity by BStyles January 22, 2014
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Topportunity
Ben's boyfriend is out of town and they seem to have an open arrangement when that happens- sounds like a great topportunity.
Topportunity by AedanRoberts September 14, 2016
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Toppertunity
An unreal opportunity that can only be obtained if your last name is Topper. A difficult objective has been presented, A toppertunity creates a plan to overcome such objective.
Toppertunity by Greg Topper February 19, 2021
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topportunity by lavagrill February 25, 2020
Fappertunity
An opportunity that arises when all everyone has left the house and you are alone to yourself with a set amount of time to enjoy an uninterrupted fapping session.
Fappertunity by leviticusthewise April 2, 2024
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