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Topportunity 

(Noun) a circumstance where a gay male is given a chance at fucking an otherwise unavailable man.
Ben's boyfriend is out of town and they seem to have an open arrangement when that happens- sounds like a great topportunity.
Topportunity by AedanRoberts September 14, 2016

Toppertunity 

An unreal opportunity that can only be obtained if your last name is Topper. A difficult objective has been presented, A toppertunity creates a plan to overcome such objective.
I took the Toppertunity, to solve the problem and creat a solution.
Toppertunity by Greg Topper February 19, 2021

topportunity 

an opportunity to receive head/top
i have to go tonight dude i have a potential topportunity with liv!
topportunity by lavagrill February 25, 2020

Fappertunity 

An opportunity that arises when all everyone has left the house and you are alone to yourself with a set amount of time to enjoy an uninterrupted fapping session.
The wife and kids are off to the market today, I have exactly 64 minutes for this fappertunity.
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026