tappertunity

The opportunity to get laid.

Man you didn't get them digits? You missed that tappertunity.

by BStyles January 22, 2014

Topportunity

(Noun) a circumstance where a gay male is given a chance at fucking an otherwise unavailable man.

Ben's boyfriend is out of town and they seem to have an open arrangement when that happens- sounds like a great topportunity.

by AedanRoberts September 14, 2016

Toppertunity

An unreal opportunity that can only be obtained if your last name is Topper. A difficult objective has been presented, A toppertunity creates a plan to overcome such objective.

I took the Toppertunity, to solve the problem and creat a solution.

by Greg Topper February 19, 2021

topportunity

an opportunity to receive head/top

i have to go tonight dude i have a potential topportunity with liv!

by lavagrill February 25, 2020

Fappertunity

An opportunity that arises when all everyone has left the house and you are alone to yourself with a set amount of time to enjoy an uninterrupted fapping session.

The wife and kids are off to the market today, I have exactly 64 minutes for this fappertunity.

by leviticusthewise April 2, 2024