Fappert

One who masturbates over excessively on celeb pics.

1:John is such a Fappert over those Lindsey Lohan pictures.

2: Erik: What are you doing tonight? John: Im going to go Fappert over Brittney Spears again.

3: Dangit! Why did i Fappert all over my Angelina Jolie pics?!

by Fappert November 6, 2009

fappers delight

Making rhythmic music while your masturbating. one of the earliest forms in the genre of fap music; example;

(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"

(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"

-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.

while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.

my grandpa use to play fappers delight for me and my brother after school. it was traumatizing to watch and it ruined my life but it was worth it. its more then music, its fap music,

by Googlefaps.com July 20, 2018

Fappetite

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The desire to fap.

I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.

by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005

Fappetizer

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.

I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.

by 011000110 April 13, 2015

master fapper

someone who has masterd the art of fapping and who everyday practises this art.

Harold - who is that guy

grethel - thats james he is a master fapper

by fapper20 May 4, 2009

Closet Fapper

A person who endlessly denies that they fap when they are questioned about it....but when they get home.....they proceed to fap.

Me: Do you fap bro? I know I do when I get the urge
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?

by GuysThinkAlikeDotCom August 17, 2012

Fappers Remorse

The feeling of disgust after oneself is done fapping to something strange. It usually occurs right after oneself has came all over his keyboard.

When I was done fapping to trannyporn again I immediately felt Fappers Remorse

by pooook October 31, 2011