Faputee Share definition Flag An amputee who engages in masturbation. John had his arm amputated, however he still masturbates a lot. No one knows exactly how he does it but he sure is one hell of a faputee. Faputee by manmalade August 27, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Faputee mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch