Fagriddler
Fagriddler by Fagriddler May 9, 2023
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Fapdiddler
(noun) A low value man so obsessed with muhpenis he cannot function as an adult. He jerks off everywhere and cannot contribute anything to a relationship or society.
Taken from the Old English "fopdoodle" (noun) for "an insignificant or foolish man."
Taken from the Old English "fopdoodle" (noun) for "an insignificant or foolish man."
Stacy: Chad Charles was more interested in being a fapdiddler than he was in being a boyfriend or hard worker.
Beth: I remember his nest. He seemed like such a nice guy, but he so addicted to porn. So sad.
Beth: I remember his nest. He seemed like such a nice guy, but he so addicted to porn. So sad.
Fapdiddler by 3v3ryR0s3HasItsTh0rn June 7, 2021
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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)