Fanpol
The shortening of fandom police.
Fanpol by Madam Cash Money August 2, 2020
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Fapoleon
The chronic-masturbating, 19th century French general and emperor. Was known to carry large parcels of fapkins in his personal baggage trains.
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A man of short stature, with legendary fapping capabilities.
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A man of short stature, with legendary fapping capabilities.
Fapoleon by NOT Graham Lengkeek October 13, 2011
fanbole
A sweeping, exaggerated and often ludicrous sports statement that a fan makes when under the influence of an emotional sports event (and perhaps various substances).
Joe Posnanski from SI.com made this one up.
Joe Posnanski from SI.com made this one up.
Fanbole (pronounced FAN-buh-lee) - If you see a shortstop make a diving stop and throw out a runner, you might say: "That's the greatest play I have ever seen." That would be a fanbole. It might be the greatest play you ever saw, but it probably isn't. In that moment, it feels that way.
If you see the Kansas City Chiefs give up against the Philadelphia Eagles like they did on Sunday, you might say: "This is the worst football team in the history of the NFL." That too would be a fanbole. The Chiefs are terrible, but they are probably not the worst team in NFL history. Probably not.
You call a player the worst ever, a coach a genius, a general manager an idiot -- these are probably fanboles.
If you see the Kansas City Chiefs give up against the Philadelphia Eagles like they did on Sunday, you might say: "This is the worst football team in the history of the NFL." That too would be a fanbole. The Chiefs are terrible, but they are probably not the worst team in NFL history. Probably not.
You call a player the worst ever, a coach a genius, a general manager an idiot -- these are probably fanboles.
fanbole by Jason from Minneapolis September 29, 2009
Fapologize
Fapologize by I eat mop who November 17, 2011
fanpop
A fun website where fans go just to be fans of TV, movies, music, etc. It's about sharing favorite images, videos, and brief opinions - that's what makes it more fun than websites like DeviantArt or LiveJournal. You don't have to pretend to be an artist or writer to enjoy Fanpop. There are plenty of rabid fans constantly posting content, but it's a lot easier to ignore on Fanpop.
fantology
ontology of possible worlds and fanstastic beings. This discipline bridges philosophical thought and artistic imagination.
The task of fantology is to explicate all possibilities of being, including those of alternative worlds, and to ground the practical discipline of world-formation.
Fapology
Guy 1: Dude, let's ditch class and go to beach!
Guy 2: No mayun, I don't want to miss my fapology class.
Guy 2: No mayun, I don't want to miss my fapology class.
Fapology by MaddoggTheFatOne August 22, 2009