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Fapoleon 

The chronic-masturbating, 19th century French general and emperor. Was known to carry large parcels of fapkins in his personal baggage trains.

OR

A man of short stature, with legendary fapping capabilities.
"Steve is a total Fapoleon."

"Oh yeah?"

"He's short and masturbated 17 times today!"
Fapoleon by NOT Graham Lengkeek October 13, 2011
Related Words
Fanpol • fanol • Fanpop • Fapology • fanbole • Fangols • fanhole • Fanola • fanolamas • fanolouw
A sweeping, exaggerated and often ludicrous sports statement that a fan makes when under the influence of an emotional sports event (and perhaps various substances).

Joe Posnanski from SI.com made this one up.
Fanbole (pronounced FAN-buh-lee) - If you see a shortstop make a diving stop and throw out a runner, you might say: "That's the greatest play I have ever seen." That would be a fanbole. It might be the greatest play you ever saw, but it probably isn't. In that moment, it feels that way.

If you see the Kansas City Chiefs give up against the Philadelphia Eagles like they did on Sunday, you might say: "This is the worst football team in the history of the NFL." That too would be a fanbole. The Chiefs are terrible, but they are probably not the worst team in NFL history. Probably not.

You call a player the worst ever, a coach a genius, a general manager an idiot -- these are probably fanboles.
fanbole by Jason from Minneapolis September 29, 2009

Fapologize 

Apologizing for spewing your man juice where it doesn't belong.
I need to fapologize to Monica for blowing it in her eye last night.
Fapologize by I eat mop who November 17, 2011
A fun website where fans go just to be fans of TV, movies, music, etc. It's about sharing favorite images, videos, and brief opinions - that's what makes it more fun than websites like DeviantArt or LiveJournal. You don't have to pretend to be an artist or writer to enjoy Fanpop. There are plenty of rabid fans constantly posting content, but it's a lot easier to ignore on Fanpop.
After a mind-numbing day at work, I check out the Sherlock updates on Fanpop for a few minutes.
fanpop by JoanOfArk March 27, 2012
ontology of possible worlds and fanstastic beings. This discipline bridges philosophical thought and artistic imagination.
The task of fantology is to explicate all possibilities of being, including those of alternative worlds, and to ground the practical discipline of world-formation.
fantology by Mike May 30, 2008

Fapology 

Guy 1: Dude, let's ditch class and go to beach!

Guy 2: No mayun, I don't want to miss my fapology class.
Fapology by MaddoggTheFatOne August 22, 2009
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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