Fapoleon

The chronic-masturbating, 19th century French general and emperor. Was known to carry large parcels of fapkins in his personal baggage trains.

OR

A man of short stature, with legendary fapping capabilities.

"Steve is a total Fapoleon."

"Oh yeah?"

"He's short and masturbated 17 times today!"

by NOT Graham Lengkeek October 13, 2011