Fanka

A cross bewteen a wanker and a fuck whit.

Piss of you fanka...

Rob is such a fanka don't you think?

by BigCat April 3, 2007

fanapple

(noun) Someone who has stepped over the line between healthy fandom and obsession with Applebee's

(verb) The act of screaming, jumping up and down, crying, and almost passing out after an interaction with Applebee's or getting Applebee's to follow you on Twitter. Also, this is the way ARB acts whenever a member of one direction is online.

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The Applebee's Reply Squad on Twitter talks about One Direction, Justin Bieber, XFactor, and Idol more than they talk about their own food. Applebee's tweets pop stars and "Fanapples" with the rest of the fandom.

I FANAPPLE EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT SHIPPING HAPPLEBEES
or
I"M FANAPPLING BECAUSE YOU FOLLOWED ME. I CAN"T BREATHE. I JUST...

by arb January 17, 2013

fanalysis

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'

So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon

by Anonymous submissions October 4, 2016

fakap

Act carelessly or foolishly. Sometimes used to express frustration or dissapointment.

He felt fakaped when his friends played the joke on him.

by Remy Aldred June 22, 2006

Fanaphobia

Irrational fear of ceiling fans, pertaining to a fan possibly falling from the ceiling.

I was laying under the fan and realized the hinges could be coming loose! - fanaphobia

by HulkSmash89 June 26, 2010

faka

To the native hawaiians or people who are accustomed to modern hawaiian culture it is a term of great disrepect. In other words, dis dakine word your maddah and faddah give you cracks for cuz you was callin braddah keoni dis when dat faka went jack your slippahs.

Sup you faka wea my slippahs clown?
Faka i telling on you
Wow you faka you went eat all my poke?
You're a fucker.

by ILikeSmashYourChickCan? February 28, 2016

Fanaddict

A person so consumed by a celebrity or team that he or she has created a lifestyle around his or her infatuation. This person may close down a business during all team sports events, spend money recklessly to see their celebrity or team, and/or ruin relationships over their devotion to said fan-addiction. Examples include impersonators, imitators, priests and superfans.

William Nicoles is such an Alabama fanaddict he painted his house to look like a huge elephant and then spray painted his lawn maroon. Roll Tide!

by Bex Nicole July 16, 2009