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Pertaining to a female's pubic hair that is completely out of control; an untamed female bush. Pubic hair that seems to rival the forest of Fangorn from Lord of the Rings tends to frighten unsuspecting males to the point of madness. Males that are unprepared prior to coming face to face with the Fangorn usually take a vow of abstinence immediately following the encounter. Researchers are still trying to determine "what madness drove them in there".
Nick: how was your date last night?
Brett: she had a Fangorn Forest...it was like it was speaking, even moving.
Nick: oh...my...GOD.
Brett: she had a Fangorn Forest...it was like it was speaking, even moving.
Nick: oh...my...GOD.
Fangorn Forest by Bush-Whacker January 20, 2011
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fangoriously
There is no definition for 'fangoriously' in any known work save the prestigious literary achievement of Strong Bad, "Everyone is different". This phenomenon is called hapax legomenon, when a word only appears once-ever. We can deduce from context, however, that fangoriously has something to do with the manner in which gelatinous monsters digest their food.
"Some people are being fangoriously eaten by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested."
fangoriously by demosthenes September 13, 2003
fangoriously
Some people are being fangoriosly devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested.
fangoriously by Bob flufel March 12, 2004
fangoriously
A word Strong Bad use to descibe a way of being devoured in his children's book, Everyone is Different.
fangoriously by Anonymous September 13, 2003
fangorious
1. My mother fangoriously grounded me for smoking.
2. His girlfriend is rather fangorious-she gives him love bites a lot.
2. His girlfriend is rather fangorious-she gives him love bites a lot.
fangorious by Mel April 10, 2004