straight guy: omg i did the biggest shit last night and i felt like i was in fagony.
gay guy: i totally know what you mean!

lucy: me and jake got together last night and he did me up the ass and good lord, i've been in fagony all day.
gay guy: yeah, i get that too.

fagony by ooh lala June 2, 2008

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Fagony

Fagony (n): When a a homosexual is in major agony or pain in terms of their sexuality, in regards to its connotations and/ or expectations.

"Michael was in fagony over the fact that he needed to make a decision on which boy to take to the prom."

Fagony by Michael R Ryan Jr September 28, 2008

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Fagony

Agony experienced by a homosexual... Which can be any type of agony,but particularly agony of the anus..

"Dude, what happened to your brother last night?" "He was with his boyfriend last night, it was his first time.. He was in terrible fagony...

Fagony by Davidnumber7 April 30, 2022

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fagony

A heavy smoker's cough.

I've been smoking too much, lately; Now, fagony won't let me take a breath...

fagony by waytoomanyfiles December 3, 2005

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Fagony

The action of being put in agony by a gay person

"OMG this girl is putting me in such fagony!!"

Fagony by seranade May 21, 2026

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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