faggornot

the (new) cool way of calling someone a fag.

derived from the word: fago

*Word of Wisdom*

Use it, but don't abuse it.

Johnny: I poon noobs like you.

Me: fucking faggornot, get outa here.

by staticrush September 18, 2005

faggort

Similar to Faggot, see faggot. Basically, this is derived from modern civilized pandas who discovered the word faggot, eventually the term needed to sound a little more cheesy like mrs. juarez-medina says, so the faggot changed into faggort. It is the same meaning, just different tone. The invention of this word came from yogurt, which is actually a type of liquid used to eat to make bad breath go away, the modern civilized pandas combined yogurt with the term faggot to make faggort.

Text Message:
Hinson: dude just put your arm around her.
Panda: no man, thats gay dude.
Hinson: cmon man dont be a pussy.
Panda: stfu faggort god damn, thats a dick move aight?
Hinson: LOL FAGGORT?
Panda: yes, indeed

by pandaboyxxx September 20, 2009

Faggotnometry

The mathematical method of determining whom is a faggot

The equation of faggotnometry is smeat+sensitivity+only female friends+feelings for men-feelings for girls=faggot

by Faggotry January 13, 2017

faggoreth

the hypothetical land of faggot elves, counterpart to naggaroth

come to faggoreth!

by treeshateorcs April 11, 2022

Faggopotamus

a large homo, someone of such gayness only a faggopotamus is comparable to the size of their gayness. Yes, their are bigger mammals, but this is the catchiest.

Nice comeback faggopotamus.

by friedchicken347 July 3, 2010

faggonometry

faggonometry noun
Variant of felaciosophy, dominant usage

felaciosophy
n. Archaic
noun
1. the unnecessary sophomoric study into the homosexual lifestyle by heterosexuals
2. unsolicited sympathies and pity from hag to fag in a surrogate maternal fashion: As seen in the fag-hag relationship
3. unwanted condescending paradoxical endorsements from nearby awkward metro-sexual
4. statements of support from empowered and ambitious youths as caveats to misinterpreted homophobia, in a melodramatic homophilia (not to be mistaken for hemophilia)

Origin: 2004-2005; QB felasiosophie < BK felaciosophia

He doesn't need your faggonometry he's a big boy now.

by Kariem September 19, 2007

faggertot

1) Tatertot, but for fags.

Or,

2) a small, young fag.

caveat: this recent word and its corresponding definition naturally transcends the traditional definition of fag, and no longer refers to homosexuality.
Get with the times, people!

Hey how 'bout you go down to fat burger and get a burger and fries for 2.95, faggertot!

by whygopee123 June 28, 2010