Treebeard

An Ent from The Lord of The Ring's Trilogy.

One of the most creative creatures from J.R.R. Tolkein's mind, Ents are tree like creatures that are very old and talk very slow.

In the book, Gandalf tells that the Ents are a very mighty force of Good, like how the cave trolls are a mighty force of evil.

Their main part in the Trilogy is in The Two Towers where the Ents take down Sauruman the white at Isenguard. This is done quite easily since his land is emptied and his army has gone to Helms Deep to slaughter the men of Rohan.

With a surprise attack, and the encouraging help of the two hobbits Merry and Pippin, Isenguard is taken down with ease.

"Now we must decide if the Ents are going to WAR!"

by Frodo Bag Feet January 3, 2005

treebeard

the act of giving head to a 40 year old man who has never shaven and has died his pubes green just after running a marathon

My boss gave me a treebeard after finishing the boston marathon

by mandingofriend June 13, 2011

treebeard texting

Texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from The Lord of the Rings.

Treebeard texting:

Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"

by whatisbestinlife March 10, 2014

A Treebeard

When seeing a message being written on a social media platform, if the person takes over 10 minutes to write less than 30 characters, he is a Treebeard.

My mate must be writing an essay, he's taking ages! Oh....he only said lol....man he's such a Treebeard.

by Umar Taylor May 21, 2020

trybeard

n - a pre-man that can not grow a real beard even after months of trying

Blake: have you seen connors beard?
Shannon: lots of patches missing
Josh: who is connor?
Wayne: connor is a trybeard

by Ricardo Heinz August 26, 2016

treetard

as retard but bigger and thicker

my sisters so stupid shes gone beyond being a retard, shes a treetard

by Andrew Collinson March 28, 2008

Treebeater

Treebeater is a racist and derogatory term used in a similar way to "n*gger." It usually is referring to a stupid African American person. The origin of the word came from a Reddit post about a special species of Chimpanzee that communicated via beating trees. This was quickly converted into a racist joke that compared the monkeys to black people

Terrell: "Hey Luke, go somewhere else. Racism isn't cool."
Luke: "Terrell shut the fuck up you fucking Treebeater, go back to my fucking cotton field and beat a tree.

by A Cool Kid IRL July 14, 2015