Skip to main content

[fancer] 

"fake cancer." Also known as a reason why people have to come home from college. A health condition in which a patient exhibits cancer-like tendencies but clearly doesn't have cancer, and the doctors have no clue what the hell is wrong with you
Becca: "Ugh!!! I hate my fancer! I'm so mad I keep having to come home to Boston from Michigan during my first month out here! I wish the doctors would just figure out what's wrong with me!"

Anne: "But at least we get to watch Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist together! And hang out at the Y!"
[fancer] by AKens6791 January 17, 2009
Related Words
Seducer of all women. Someone that is so ridiculously good looking that females drool from both sets of lips.
"Holy shit that guy is so fucking Fancey
Fancey by BFancey March 22, 2009
Fancer. noun.
a person who is literally a "fake dancer" .
One who shouldnt even be allowed near a dance floor.
Jon: Did you hear about Matt? He is such a Fancer.
Gavin: Oh yah, that guy sucks balls.
Fancer by Mashumorikubohiro September 8, 2011
When someone pretends to have cancer to get sympathy and time off work
Pat H keeps saying the growth on his face is cancer but its blatantly fancer
Fancer by Jexma September 9, 2021

fancervix 

When you get too much fanservice, and you end up with a little vagina in there.
Damn dude, that hentai Spongebob episode had a little too much fancervix for me.
fancervix by Nigerian Benoit December 7, 2015
Beautiful amazing sexy af but probably taken so don’t fuck with her she will fuck anyone up that disrespects her.
Damn Fanery, man don’t fuck with her!
Fanery by Honstley true May 31, 2018