[fancer]

"fake cancer." Also known as a reason why people have to come home from college. A health condition in which a patient exhibits cancer-like tendencies but clearly doesn't have cancer, and the doctors have no clue what the hell is wrong with you

Becca: "Ugh!!! I hate my fancer! I'm so mad I keep having to come home to Boston from Michigan during my first month out here! I wish the doctors would just figure out what's wrong with me!"

Anne: "But at least we get to watch Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist together! And hang out at the Y!"

by AKens6791 January 17, 2009

Fancer

Fancer. noun.
a person who is literally a "fake dancer" .
One who shouldnt even be allowed near a dance floor.

Jon: Did you hear about Matt? He is such a Fancer.
Gavin: Oh yah, that guy sucks balls.

by Mashumorikubohiro September 8, 2011

Fancer

When someone pretends to have cancer to get sympathy and time off work

Pat H keeps saying the growth on his face is cancer but its blatantly fancer

by Jexma September 9, 2021

Oonch Fancier

British slang from the 1950s thought to have originated in East Anglia and meaning a lesbian. The word oonch is thought to have derived from the dialect pronunciation of 'conch' and was used as a slang name for the vagina due to the resemblance of the opening of the female genitalia to the opening of a conch shell. Thus a lesbian became an oonch fancier.

"Ah! I wouldn't mind a bit of that!"
"Forget it boy! She's an oonch fancier."

by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

Fander

An amazing group of people who all love Thomas Sanders.

I love Thomas! I’m so glad I’ve found so many friends who are also Fanders.

by pseudonym..... October 16, 2017

Fander

1. Someone who possibly eats non-edible things
2. someone who loves Thomas Sanders

"Hey did you hear about that one person? Heard they ate deodorant"
"Yeah, and of course they're a fander"

by itreallydobelikethat May 21, 2020

Fanter

Guys, Fanter is a floppa calling fanta Fanter, NOT FREINDLY BANTER UNCULTURED SWINES. GET UR FACTS RITE.
FANTER IS A PRIME MEME IN WHICH ZABLOINK GOOGAS HOLDING A BOTTLE OF FANTER SAYING FANTER. FANTER IS FANTER FANTERLE:LDF:DLKFJ FLOPPA IS FNATER ODIFJ:DLFK FANTER

DONT DRINK COKEY COLA DRINK FANTER

by flobbyblobby57 February 19, 2021