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Fancer. noun.
a person who is literally a "fake dancer" .
One who shouldnt even be allowed near a dance floor.
Jon: Did you hear about Matt? He is such a Fancer.
Gavin: Oh yah, that guy sucks balls.
Fancer by Mashumorikubohiro September 8, 2011
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When someone pretends to have cancer to get sympathy and time off work
Pat H keeps saying the growth on his face is cancer but its blatantly fancer
Fancer by Jexma September 9, 2021
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[fancer] 

"fake cancer." Also known as a reason why people have to come home from college. A health condition in which a patient exhibits cancer-like tendencies but clearly doesn't have cancer, and the doctors have no clue what the hell is wrong with you
Becca: "Ugh!!! I hate my fancer! I'm so mad I keep having to come home to Boston from Michigan during my first month out here! I wish the doctors would just figure out what's wrong with me!"

Anne: "But at least we get to watch Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist together! And hang out at the Y!"
[fancer] by AKens6791 January 17, 2009

Fandergasm 

How Fanders react upon seeing Thomas Sanders.
Fander 1: Oh my Glod! Is gonna be at Vidcon.
Fander 2: Like oh my Glob! I just got a total fandergasm!
Fandergasm by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

Fandergasm 

How Fanders react to Thomas Sanders.
Fander 1: Oh, my Glob! Did you hear? Thomas Sanders posted a new video!
Fander 2: Total Fandergasm.
Fandergasm by zimmygirl777 September 2, 2022

Oonch Fancier 

British slang from the 1950s thought to have originated in East Anglia and meaning a lesbian. The word oonch is thought to have derived from the dialect pronunciation of 'conch' and was used as a slang name for the vagina due to the resemblance of the opening of the female genitalia to the opening of a conch shell. Thus a lesbian became an oonch fancier.
"Ah! I wouldn't mind a bit of that!"
"Forget it boy! She's an oonch fancier."
Oonch Fancier by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

Fandergasm 

How Fanders react to Thomas Sanders.
Fander 1: Oh, my Glob! Did you hear? Thomas Sanders posted a new video.
Fander 2: I got a Fandergasm.
Fandergasm by zimmygirl777 September 2, 2022
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