Jexma's definitions

The Harmsworths

A family that completely exaggerate about every little thing for attention

His daughter had a headache and they told everyone she was having a stroke The Harmsworths are looking for attention again

by Jexma September 7, 2021

The Harmsworths

A family that completely exaggerate about every little thing for attention

His daughter had a headache and they told everyone she was having a stroke The Harmsworths are looking for attention again

by Jexma September 7, 2021

JPSC

The club you join if your pussy stinks

Her pussy really stinks she must be a member of the JPSC

by Jexma September 7, 2021

Bressington

An older bloke who always trys to get with younger women to have more children

Have you seen Kims new girlfriend she is 20 years younger than him and he has just got her pregnant what a Bressington

by Jexma September 7, 2021

Clucking

When someone keeps talking absolute shit that no one else is interested in

Harmsworth keeps going on about his tacho card he is clucking again

by Jexma September 8, 2021

Flaming Josh

When you accidentally set yourself on fire

He took some petrol down the beach and set himself on fire what a flaming josh

by Jexma September 9, 2021

Fancer

When someone pretends to have cancer to get sympathy and time off work

Pat H keeps saying the growth on his face is cancer but its blatantly fancer

by Jexma September 9, 2021