Definitions by Jexma

Anal grass

When your neighbour spends everyday looking after their lawn but it still looks like shit

That bloke in the Bay Estate is mowing his bloody grass again and it stiil looks like a load of Anal grass probably trying to avoid going indoors because his daughter has a dick

Anal grass by Jexma July 6, 2026

Tree rage

When someone puts up an extra Christmas tree to try and out do everyone else

She has put another Christmas tree up and it looks shit what an absolute schcunt she gives me tree rage

Tree rage by Jexma December 2, 2025

Seaweed boy

A bloke at work who just floats around doing fuck all

Look at Theo just walking around doing nothing again what a useless seaweed boy

Seaweed boy by Jexma December 2, 2025

Procko 

An absolute lover who will never make anything of his life and is a complete waste of skin

Ronnie turned up for work again and was useless as usual what a Procko

Procko by Jexma July 9, 2025

Stench 

When you sit in a lorry with your work colleague and he absolutely stinks of death.

I sat next to Ronnie today and now my clothes stink like a toilet that hasn't been flushed for weeks what a stinking proctor that bloke is a absolute Stench

Stench by Jexma July 9, 2025

Ringpiece 

When someone doesn't wash themselves or their clothes for days and stink like shit

Reece hasn't washed again he smells like a Ringpiece

Ringpiece by Jexma December 9, 2021

Fovid 

When someone fakes Covid to get time off work

Pat has just called to say He has Covid. He's definitely got Fovid just to have 10 days off.

Fovid by Jexma December 1, 2021