Clucking

When someone keeps talking absolute shit that no one else is interested in
Harmsworth keeps going on about his tacho card he is clucking again
by Jexma September 08, 2021
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Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children
Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce
by Jexma September 14, 2021
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Fancer

When someone pretends to have cancer to get sympathy and time off work
Pat H keeps saying the growth on his face is cancer but its blatantly fancer
by Jexma September 09, 2021
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Jexma

The horrible smell when a woman doesn't clean her vagina
Janes hasn't cleaned her vagina it smells of Jexma
by Jexma August 06, 2021
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Yard rage

When you lose your temper in your workplace when asked to do something when you are not ready
Jays been asked to move the lorry while he is still loading He has got yard rage now
by Jexma September 15, 2021
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JPSC

Her pussy really stinks she must be a member of the JPSC
by Jexma September 07, 2021
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The Harmsworths

A family that completely exaggerate about every little thing for attention
His daughter had a headache and they told everyone she was having a stroke The Harmsworths are looking for attention again
by Jexma September 07, 2021
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