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Flaming Josh

He took some petrol down the beach and set himself on fire what a flaming josh
by Jexma September 9, 2021
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Procko

An absolute lover who will never make anything of his life and is a complete waste of skin
Ronnie turned up for work again and was useless as usual what a Procko
by Jexma July 9, 2025
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Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children
Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce
by Jexma September 14, 2021
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Ringpiece

When someone doesn't wash themselves or their clothes for days and stink like shit
Reece hasn't washed again he smells like a Ringpiece
by Jexma December 9, 2021
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Clucking

When someone keeps talking absolute shit that no one else is interested in
Harmsworth keeps going on about his tacho card he is clucking again
by Jexma September 8, 2021
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JPSC

Her pussy really stinks she must be a member of the JPSC
by Jexma September 7, 2021
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Fancer

When someone pretends to have cancer to get sympathy and time off work
Pat H keeps saying the growth on his face is cancer but its blatantly fancer
by Jexma September 9, 2021
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