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A person that fakes a wank.
Me: Have you wanked today?
You: No not yet, sorry.
Me: DO IT.
You: Uh uh uh uh uh ....Splurt.
Me: You are suck a wank faker.
You: Yea, I am a fanker.
by Evilness666 December 09, 2005
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daisy: why do still like alfie, he’s a wanker?
aimee: idk he’s a fanker
by yolowhip December 30, 2018
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daisy: why do you still like alfie he’s such a wanker?
aimee: idk he’s a fanker
by yolowhip December 30, 2018
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