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Oonch Fancier 

British slang from the 1950s thought to have originated in East Anglia and meaning a lesbian. The word oonch is thought to have derived from the dialect pronunciation of 'conch' and was used as a slang name for the vagina due to the resemblance of the opening of the female genitalia to the opening of a conch shell. Thus a lesbian became an oonch fancier.
"Ah! I wouldn't mind a bit of that!"
"Forget it boy! She's an oonch fancier."
Oonch Fancier by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015
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[fancer] 

"fake cancer." Also known as a reason why people have to come home from college. A health condition in which a patient exhibits cancer-like tendencies but clearly doesn't have cancer, and the doctors have no clue what the hell is wrong with you
Becca: "Ugh!!! I hate my fancer! I'm so mad I keep having to come home to Boston from Michigan during my first month out here! I wish the doctors would just figure out what's wrong with me!"

Anne: "But at least we get to watch Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist together! And hang out at the Y!"
[fancer] by AKens6791 January 17, 2009
Verb.

When getting caught looking at porn by your parents. Made famous by Caleb.

Also widely becoming an action verb with multiple meanings. The new filler word.
Dude! I totally got fanchered this weekend and got my computer taken away
Fanchered by VivalaKatie January 10, 2009
Strong Lastname ... Most of the Fanchers are the sons and daughters of God. Very wise people. Hard working Americans.
I MET ONE OF THE AMAZING FANCHERS!
Fancher by Matrix_Warden November 10, 2019

Aiden Fancher 

Aiden is a baseball player that no one likes and has a small peen bc he’s on steroids
aiden fancher is always hitting baseball somewhere in the world

eat sleep breathe BASEBALL
Aiden Fancher by pus boy November 22, 2019

pervy hobbit fancier 

From the Very Secret Diaries spoof of the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy (Google it). Used whenever any of the characters start taking an unusual interest in Frodo/Merry/Pippin (but not Sam for some reason).
In the Real World, applies to anyone who thinks there's something going on between the onscreen characters.
Is meant to be used humorously.
SEE ALSO Shieldmadiens Gone Wild
Don't stare at Frodo too long. Sam will kill you if you try anything.