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Falling Down 

A bad ass movie produced in 1992 starring Michael Douglas and Robert Duvall in which a man whose life sucks ass abandons his car in a LA traffic jam and goes on a crime spree. Worth watching in conjunction with Office Space after having a day that really fucking pissed you off.
Falling Down was by far the most fucking awesome shit in the discount DVD bin at the mother fucking grocery store!
Falling Down by The Asshole July 24, 2008
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Falling down the well 

Falling down the well during the picnic with my new girlfriend would be a real afternoon delight!

FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS) 

Falling Down Stairs Syndrome, or FDS, is an ailment that afflicts assclowns.

Symptoms:

Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.

Secondary symptoms:

Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.

Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.
Hey Bro, you actually shouldn't laugh right at him because as far as we know there's no known cure for FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS); have some compassion.

falling down water 

a term used to light-heartedly refer to alcoholic drinks

London Bridge Is Falling Down 

When a male and female are participating in sexual activities and performing the Stand and Carry (man stands while he holds the women up and carries here). The female loses grasp of the male or he lets go of her accidentally, his penis is still lodged in her vagina as she falls to the floor. The erect penis is hard and with all of the women's weight going down, the only thing the penis can do is snap. Thus, resembling London Bridge Falling Down.
Bridget- " I'm losing my grasp"

Tim- " SHIT!"

CRACK!!!!

Tim- "AHHHHHHH!!"

Bridget- "Ah shit man, your cock is snapped in half"

Tim-"YA AND IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!!!!!, AHHH!"

Bridget- " Hey there's good news, it looks like London Bridge Is Falling Down"

Fallin' Down the Stairs 

When something is of extremely high-quality, it's so good that it has you fallin' down the stairs.
Oh man. That dessert was tight. That cheesecake had me fallin' down the stairs.

falling.downnn 

a tictoker who has 100+ followers. she is a very happy girl with her edits of her bestfriends.
“hey, have you seen falling.downnn’s new tictok?”