Definitions by Apres97

He pulled a Mathis 

It is in reference to Otis Mathis, Chairman of the Detroit School Board, who was fondling his private parts for 20 minutes and then unzipped his pants while ejaculating in his "hanker'chief" while meeting with the Superintendent Teresa Gueyser.

"He pulled a Mathis" wile in the classrooom despite being ill discipline to maintain a focus on education and was anxious about taking a test he knew he would fail.

He pulled a Mathis by Apres97 June 21, 2010

Falling down the well 

coitus; sexual intercourse or oral sex on a woman.

Falling down the well during the picnic with my new girlfriend would be a real afternoon delight!

Falling down the well by Apres97 March 26, 2010