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fapettizer 

the short, old standby that sets the mood but no longer fulfills you. You look forward to it, but ultimately venture elsewhere for satisfaction
I like a good fapettizer to grease the pipes before I rub one out
fapettizer by LeHoff November 13, 2013
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a word used in the 1800s to describe oral sex on a male
that beautiful madam over there enjoys performing faletio
faletio by tjje November 6, 2010
Annet ord for fattig brukt av Marius!
Marius: "Det er fættig"
Marius: "Du er fættig"
Fættig by Hacko123 April 25, 2009

Falentil 

The act of fellatio performed typically at the very end of an evening, or inordinately heavy sesh and specifically by an Indian girl
Never did get to smash with the bangin’ hottie but at least scored a falentil in the hallway
Falentil by The Klassy Wino January 28, 2018

Falsettist 

An adult male singer with a voice that broke at puberty, as it should have done, who uses a singing-technique called "Falsetto"- (or False voice, to the non-singer), employing a very high, light, sweet-sounding, breathy quality, in order to sound like a woman, when he sings. Most such singers' Falsetto ranges are normally pretty much equivalent to a female Mezzo-soprano- (the middle female vocal-range), with regards to tessitura- (overall range), and timbre- (vocal sound-quality.) Not to be confused with the Countertenor, who's able to sing in the exact same vocal-range naturally, without having to put it on!
Well-known Falsettists include Phil Bailey from the Seventies band, Earth, Wind and Fire, and Barry Gibb from The Beegees.
Falsettist by Joe_Schmuck February 1, 2017
A bastardization of the word Valentine. Meant to show deep love and enduring affection for a close friend on Saint Valentine's Day. Usually used to refer to only close friends, commonly when there is an absence of a Valentine in users life.
Malia I love having you in my life and dearly value our relationship. I love you very much so please, please, please hurry back to Seattle, Olympia is just too far. :-) Oh and will you be my Falentine. Mike XOXO
Falentine by Michael February 11, 2005