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Man short on stature, conversation and motivation. Bums around life and takes what is given. Known to eat burgers and cherry coke and has a hankering for longhorn chew.
Man that Fettig is on a roll doing nothing. How'd he get the job? Oh, he is a Fettig.
fettig by Yo Boss October 22, 2014
Fattig is a slang for the broke kid named Dave.
"Dave is kinda fattig today" "I agree"
fattig by AsmusIsOk May 26, 2021

Dylan Fettig 

A lboy who has a small dick (not kidding)
Dylan fettig sent me a DP and i though he was showing me a ant

fattigan 

An obese member of the local police force, usually found in big cities and usually a detective.
Oh, I see they put fattigan on the case. Some guys have all the luck.
fattigan by MAX reality January 6, 2010

De fattige er sku så kedelige 

It's the most facts ever spoken and just means that if you don't have a lot of money you are boring
- Hello butler Charles how are you today?
- I am very good thnk you, I just saw someone drive an Audi
- ahahahah "de fattige er sku så kedelige"

simon fettig 

An bad ass with a giant horse cock
Damn that guy is like simon fettig
simon fettig by Dhfviss June 6, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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