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Man short on stature, conversation and motivation. Bums around life and takes what is given. Known to eat burgers and cherry coke and has a hankering for longhorn chew.
Man that Fettig is on a roll doing nothing. How'd he get the job? Oh, he is a Fettig.
fettig by Yo Boss October 22, 2014
Fattig is a slang for the broke kid named Dave.
"Dave is kinda fattig today" "I agree"
fattig by AsmusIsOk May 26, 2021

Dylan Fettig 

A lboy who has a small dick (not kidding)
Dylan fettig sent me a DP and i though he was showing me a ant

fattigan 

An obese member of the local police force, usually found in big cities and usually a detective.
Oh, I see they put fattigan on the case. Some guys have all the luck.
fattigan by MAX reality January 6, 2010

De fattige er sku så kedelige 

It's the most facts ever spoken and just means that if you don't have a lot of money you are boring
- Hello butler Charles how are you today?
- I am very good thnk you, I just saw someone drive an Audi
- ahahahah "de fattige er sku så kedelige"

simon fettig 

An bad ass with a giant horse cock
Damn that guy is like simon fettig
simon fettig by Dhfviss June 6, 2018