Joe_Schmuck's definitions

Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018

Moose

A really ugly woman, who most blokes, in their right mind, wouldn't touch with a bloody mile-long barge-pole.

"Have ya seen Dave's new girlfriend? She's a right fuckin' moose!"

by Joe_Schmuck December 14, 2024

Baebae

A nickname what I call my girlfriend pretty much constantly, 'cos I think it sounds cute as hell, but what my girl absolutely bloody despises, 'cos she reckons it sounds "ghetto".

"I love you, baebae".

"Ya know I hate that pronunciation, baby! Please stop!"

by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022

tinydate

1. To get involved with someone, romantically, via webcam, on Tinychat.com.
2. To become and carry on like a couple on Tinychat, via webcam.

Tinydate: 1. Hey, guess what! Dan's only started Tinydating Melissa.

Tinydate: 2. Ronnie and Skye have been Tinydating for months now.

by Joe_Schmuck May 7, 2016

Angel ray

A cute nickname what my girlfriend and I call one another pretty much constantly.

"I love you, angel ray".

"I love you too, angel ray".

by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022

Move it like Beyoncé

A very cheeky request that you make to your gorgeous girlfriend, in order to get her to Twerk for you, to get your mojo working. I say this to my girl all the time, when she and I are alone together.

"Move it like Beyoncé, babygirl!"

by Joe_Schmuck February 5, 2017

Sweet spot

The most comfortable and easily reached part of a singer's vocal-range, and the part of their range in which, they sound the best. A singer's sweet spot's also the part of their vocal-range in which they're least likely to strain their voices and damage their vocal-cords while they're singing.

I'm a high Baritone, who's able to sing all the way up from G2 in full-voice to A5 in Falsetto, but my sweet spot lies somewhere between about C4 and F5 in me Falsetto range.

by Joe_Schmuck December 16, 2016