Moose

A really ugly woman, who most blokes, in their right mind, wouldn't touch with a bloody mile-long barge-pole.
"Have ya seen Dave's new girlfriend? She's a right fuckin' moose!"
by Joe_Schmuck December 14, 2024
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Countertenor

An adult male vocalist who has pretty much an unbroken voice- (whereas, most blokes' voices break at puberty), and who, as a result of this failure to lose his "baby voice" at puberty, remains able to sing in the vocal tessituras- (ranges, to the non-singer), of the female Alto, Mezzo-soprano, and very occasionally, Soprano, without having to resort to the use of Falsetto- (false voice.)
True Countertenors are a very rare thing. Most blokes who think they're Countertenors are actually Falsettists, who sing in the Countertenor registers, using Falsetto- (false voice.)
by Joe_Schmuck February 01, 2017
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Angel ray

A cute nickname what my girlfriend and I call one another pretty much constantly.
by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022
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Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.
"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"
by Joe_Schmuck September 09, 2018
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Payday

A really beautiful and exciting day, which sadly, only happens once a month for most of us, but which means that we've temporarily got money in our pockets again. Sadly though, it's normally pretty bloody short-lived, 'cos we're normally absolutely flat-broke again before the week's out.
Payday's coming! I can't wait!
by Joe_Schmuck July 02, 2017
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Bubble

A cute nickname what my girlfriend and I call one another pretty much constantly.
by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022
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Baebae

A nickname what I call my girlfriend pretty much constantly, 'cos I think it sounds cute as hell, but what my girl absolutely bloody despises, 'cos she reckons it sounds "ghetto".
"I love you, baebae".

"Ya know I hate that pronunciation, baby! Please stop!"
by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022
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