Definitions by Joe_Schmuck

Moose

A really ugly woman, who most blokes, in their right mind, wouldn't touch with a bloody mile-long barge-pole.

"Have ya seen Dave's new girlfriend? She's a right fuckin' moose!"

Moose by Joe_Schmuck December 14, 2024

Baebae 

A nickname what I call my girlfriend pretty much constantly, 'cos I think it sounds cute as hell, but what my girl absolutely bloody despises, 'cos she reckons it sounds "ghetto".

"I love you, baebae".

"Ya know I hate that pronunciation, baby! Please stop!"

Baebae by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022

Bae

Probably mine and my girlfriend's most commonly-used nickname for one another.

"I love you, bae".

"I love you too, bae".

Bae by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022

Bubble 

A cute nickname what my girlfriend and I call one another pretty much constantly.

"I love you, bubble".

"I love you too, bubble".

Bubble by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022

Bubble-wrap 

A cute nickname what my girlfriend and I call one another pretty much constantly.

"I love you, bubble-wrap".

"I love you too, bubble-wrap".

Bubble-wrap by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022

Angel ray

A cute nickname what my girlfriend and I call one another pretty much constantly.

"I love you, angel ray".

"I love you too, angel ray".

Angel ray by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022

Kill me tonight! 

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

Kill me tonight! by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018