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fapettizer 

the short, old standby that sets the mood but no longer fulfills you. You look forward to it, but ultimately venture elsewhere for satisfaction
I like a good fapettizer to grease the pipes before I rub one out
fapettizer by LeHoff November 13, 2013
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An Italian last name. People generally refer to Faletti's by just their last name.
-"I hung out with Joe last night."
-"Who the hell is Joe?!"
-"Faletti."
-"Oh, right."
Faletti by entourage720 September 29, 2008
Annet ord for fattig brukt av Marius!
Marius: "Det er fættig"
Marius: "Du er fættig"
Fættig by Hacko123 April 25, 2009

Fagetti spaghetti 

You heard it Mom gay and your dad lesbian and everything else, but you won’t even have an afterlife with this shit.
Becky: ur mom gay
Fernando: your dad lesbian
Becky: your granny tranny
Fernando: your pappy trappy
Becky: ur sister a mister
Fernando: your dick a toothpick
Becky: your a fagetti spaghetti
*fernado fall through reality while getting raped by a 18 naked cowboys*

fajestic 

Unnecessarily cheesy stuff that gives you goose bumps. Also could be interpreted as 'fabulous majestic'.
Wow, when that American Bald Eagle flew across the sky with the fireworks in the background and the racially diverse children's choir sang 'Heal The World'...that was fajestic!
fajestic by whats-dat November 11, 2013
Dave: Hey John, wanna come over for dinner later?
Jhon: Sure Dave, what are we having?
Dave: We will be having fagetti, its just spaghetti but its homosexual.
Jhon: Awsome! I love fagettti.
Fagetti by димитрий December 22, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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