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fapettizer 

the short, old standby that sets the mood but no longer fulfills you. You look forward to it, but ultimately venture elsewhere for satisfaction
I like a good fapettizer to grease the pipes before I rub one out
fapettizer by LeHoff November 13, 2013
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An Italian last name. People generally refer to Faletti's by just their last name.
-"I hung out with Joe last night."
-"Who the hell is Joe?!"
-"Faletti."
-"Oh, right."
Faletti by entourage720 September 29, 2008
Annet ord for fattig brukt av Marius!
Marius: "Det er fættig"
Marius: "Du er fættig"
Fættig by Hacko123 April 25, 2009

Fagetti spaghetti 

You heard it Mom gay and your dad lesbian and everything else, but you won’t even have an afterlife with this shit.
Becky: ur mom gay
Fernando: your dad lesbian
Becky: your granny tranny
Fernando: your pappy trappy
Becky: ur sister a mister
Fernando: your dick a toothpick
Becky: your a fagetti spaghetti
*fernado fall through reality while getting raped by a 18 naked cowboys*

fajestic 

Unnecessarily cheesy stuff that gives you goose bumps. Also could be interpreted as 'fabulous majestic'.
Wow, when that American Bald Eagle flew across the sky with the fireworks in the background and the racially diverse children's choir sang 'Heal The World'...that was fajestic!
fajestic by whats-dat November 11, 2013
Dave: Hey John, wanna come over for dinner later?
Jhon: Sure Dave, what are we having?
Dave: We will be having fagetti, its just spaghetti but its homosexual.
Jhon: Awsome! I love fagettti.
Fagetti by димитрий December 22, 2019