Falcon Paunch

The excessively protruding belly of an extremely obese person.

See the falcon paunch on that lady in the mart cart?

by Holology August 3, 2010

Anal Falcon Punch

To suddenly and forcefully insert your fist into an anus.

Girl- "You're so boring in bed you never do anything adven-"
Boy- "Anal Falcon PUNCH"
Girl- "OHH!"

by PashaXXX January 15, 2009

Falcon Punch

The act of upper cutting the taint/guch area, and lifting the person 1-3 inches in the air causing a girlish scream. All while yelling, "falcon punch!!"

Justin took a brutal falcon punch while going up for a rebound, I think he about did a front flip.

by Brownsfan02 July 5, 2012

Falcon Punch Abortion

basically you falcon punch a pregnant woman to cause immediate loss of foetus. This is how Captain Falcon avoids press attention from pregnancy scandals.

"Captain falcon had a rough night with some strippers but quickly solved the problem falcon punch abortion style"

by FishFarmer December 30, 2008

Falcon Punch

An extremely animated and/or self-narrated punch that resembles that dealt by Captain Falcon (of SNES game F-Zero) in the Nintendo video game Super Smash Brothers. Usually accompanied by the screaming of the phrase "Falcon Punch!"

You: (In a streetfight setting) "Falcon Punch!"
Big burly mugger: "Dude, chill."

by Jim Fields September 12, 2005

Falcon Punch

The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

Dave: My PC's not working.
John: Just Falcon Punch it.
Dave: Good idea.

by Lock November 4, 2007

falcon punch

The act of jumping off from your f-zero vehicle, charging and engulfing your arm with flames so that punching an unexpecting person to his/her mortal doom would cause the breaking of a hole in the space-time continuum and creating a beam of light so great the goddamn galaxy doesnt have the balls to show anyone....

*Falcon dive bombs off his beloved f-zero car*
*I WILL NEVER DIE !!!*
*Falcon engulfing his hand of flame and electricity*
*FALCON PUNCH !!!!!!*
(due to urban dictionary I cannot stress the falcon punch enough to sate the almighty Falcon)

by FALCONPUNCH February 17, 2008