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A foolish person who regularly performs simple tasks in an abysmal manner. They have terrible luck, are very clumsy, and can often be found tripping and falling to the ground.
Kev: I went to the shop to get some eggs, but I dropped them on the way back home. Then an Ostrich mauled my favorite horse and ate her corpse. As I was grieving, I tripped over Paris Hilton who was recovering from a previous night on the town. I landed on her no no zone and got the herps.

shizawa: Holy crap Kev, stop being such a gosh darn fakkle.
Fakkle by shizawa May 3, 2013
A slang word used to describe a person who got tricked by a male pretending to be a girl on the internet. Coined after a person with the alias Fakku who got tricked a lot.
Fakku: Yo man, "playgirl16969" is so hot!!!
Lulla: Dude.. you're getting fakkued, that's a guy in real life!
fakkued by Berrimanwoman6969 January 29, 2014
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f is for fakkel 

An episode found in dutch SpongeBob where in the fun song Plankton says "F is for fakkel" and people who hear this think he says fuck all.
Dude 1: Yo you know that meme where dutch plankton said "F IS FOR FAKKEL".

Dude 2: What the hell are you talking about?
f is for fakkel by Becerrma March 12, 2022
Girl 1: OMG, he's so hot!
Girl 2: I know! Too bad he's a fakaleiti
fakaleiti by aouttr November 2, 2010
That's a bunch of fawkle!
an obese or very fat woman who has a very distinct laugh that sounds like a witch cackling.
Man, that fat bitch was fackling through the whole movie.
fackle by Kelly May 2, 2003
I got my fackler caught in my fly this morning and hurt it so bad I had to get five stitches.
fackler by queefburglar69 September 2, 2015