Fakkle

A foolish person who regularly performs simple tasks in an abysmal manner. They have terrible luck, are very clumsy, and can often be found tripping and falling to the ground.

Kev: I went to the shop to get some eggs, but I dropped them on the way back home. Then an Ostrich mauled my favorite horse and ate her corpse. As I was grieving, I tripped over Paris Hilton who was recovering from a previous night on the town. I landed on her no no zone and got the herps.

shizawa: Holy crap Kev, stop being such a gosh darn fakkle.

by shizawa May 3, 2013

fakkued

A slang word used to describe a person who got tricked by a male pretending to be a girl on the internet. Coined after a person with the alias Fakku who got tricked a lot.

Fakku: Yo man, "playgirl16969" is so hot!!!
Lulla: Dude.. you're getting fakkued, that's a guy in real life!

by Berrimanwoman6969 January 29, 2014

f is for fakkel

An episode found in dutch SpongeBob where in the fun song Plankton says "F is for fakkel" and people who hear this think he says fuck all.

Dude 1: Yo you know that meme where dutch plankton said "F IS FOR FAKKEL".

Dude 2: What the hell are you talking about?

by Becerrma March 12, 2022

fakaleiti

Tongan word for effeminate male.

Girl 1: OMG, he's so hot!
Girl 2: I know! Too bad he's a fakaleiti

by aouttr November 2, 2010

Fawkle

Bull shit, riff-raff, shenanigans, hooliganism

That's a bunch of fawkle!

by Mizkitkat and Percivalulysses June 3, 2010

fackle

an obese or very fat woman who has a very distinct laugh that sounds like a witch cackling.

Man, that fat bitch was fackling through the whole movie.

by Kelly May 2, 2003

fackler

Canadian slang for penis

I got my fackler caught in my fly this morning and hurt it so bad I had to get five stitches.

by queefburglar69 September 2, 2015