Fakkle

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A foolish person who regularly performs simple tasks in an abysmal manner. They have terrible luck, are very clumsy, and can often be found tripping and falling to the ground.

Kev: I went to the shop to get some eggs, but I dropped them on the way back home. Then an Ostrich mauled my favorite horse and ate her corpse. As I was grieving, I tripped over Paris Hilton who was recovering from a previous night on the town. I landed on her no no zone and got the herps.

shizawa: Holy crap Kev, stop being such a gosh darn fakkle.

Fakkle by shizawa May 3, 2013

fakkued

A slang word used to describe a person who got tricked by a male pretending to be a girl on the internet. Coined after a person with the alias Fakku who got tricked a lot.

Fakku: Yo man, "playgirl16969" is so hot!!!
Lulla: Dude.. you're getting fakkued, that's a guy in real life!

fakkued by Berrimanwoman6969 January 29, 2014

Related Words

Fakkle • farkle • fankles • fackle • farkled • farklem • fackler • fackletack • fankled • farkleberry

f is for fakkel

An episode found in dutch SpongeBob where in the fun song Plankton says "F is for fakkel" and people who hear this think he says fuck all.

Dude 1: Yo you know that meme where dutch plankton said "F IS FOR FAKKEL".

Dude 2: What the hell are you talking about?

f is for fakkel by Becerrma March 12, 2022

fakaleiti

Tongan word for effeminate male.

Girl 1: OMG, he's so hot!
Girl 2: I know! Too bad he's a fakaleiti

fakaleiti by aouttr November 2, 2010

Fawkle

Bull shit, riff-raff, shenanigans, hooliganism

That's a bunch of fawkle!

Fawkle by Mizkitkat and Percivalulysses June 3, 2010

fackle

an obese or very fat woman who has a very distinct laugh that sounds like a witch cackling.

Man, that fat bitch was fackling through the whole movie.

fackle by Kelly May 2, 2003

fackler

Canadian slang for penis

I got my fackler caught in my fly this morning and hurt it so bad I had to get five stitches.

fackler by queefburglar69 September 2, 2015

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026