fankled

1. Extremely ugly, hideous
2. An extremely messed up object, person, or situation

1. I'd probably hit that if her face wasn't so fankled.

2. I was fankled the morning after we hit that yayo.

by John Cocktoastin November 28, 2002

fankle

A Scottish term to describe something akin to a Gordian knot or to have very little hand/eye coordination.

Those patch cables are an absolute fankle

Did you see him playing football? He tried to dribble past the defender and ended up in a fankle

by VeeTwin November 07, 2007

fankles

Fat Ankles. No perceivable difference in size between the calf and and the ankle. The leg apears to end with the foot.

"I can't go out with her! She has fankles..its gross!"

by Shaun. August 20, 2003

fankle

A panic attack, a state of confusion. A tizzy, in a right state
Used only in the west of Scotland.

Be cool. Dinnae get yeself in a fankle.

by Observer53 November 22, 2006

Fankles

AKA Cankles

calves and ankles that have no space between them, but meld into each other

Her cankles are obvious from under her capri pants

by danilove October 14, 2004

Fankled

Where one is sexually encountered in the rear by an amputee

Dave - What did you do at the weekend?
Me - I took a girl home on Saturday night.

Dave - Tell me more
Me - Well, things got spicy in the bedroom and next thing i know, she was fucking me in the ass with her ankle!"
Dave - What!!!!!!
Me - Yeah, she was an amputee and her foot was missing!
Dave - And she stuck it in your ass?
Me - Yeah mate, you ain't lived until you've been FANKLED!

by Inhervibrator 30 May 08, 2019

Fankles

Someone who has fat ankles, no definition between the calf and the foot.

Rosie O'Donnell enjoys probing with her fankles.

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003