Fankled 

Where one is sexually encountered in the rear by an amputee

Dave - What did you do at the weekend?
Me - I took a girl home on Saturday night.

Dave - Tell me more
Me - Well, things got spicy in the bedroom and next thing i know, she was fucking me in the ass with her ankle!"
Dave - What!!!!!!
Me - Yeah, she was an amputee and her foot was missing!
Dave - And she stuck it in your ass?
Me - Yeah mate, you ain't lived until you've been FANKLED!

Fankled by Inhervibrator 30 May 7, 2019

fankled 

1. Extremely ugly, hideous
2. An extremely messed up object, person, or situation

1. I'd probably hit that if her face wasn't so fankled.

2. I was fankled the morning after we hit that yayo.

fankled by John Cocktoastin November 27, 2002

Fangled Up 

When new technology adds bells and whistles and manages to overcomplicate the usability of an application or experience.

This application is all fangled up! I can no longer find where the preferences are located.

Fangled Up by crankysaurus January 25, 2022

fankle 

A Scottish term to describe something akin to a Gordian knot or to have very little hand/eye coordination.

Those patch cables are an absolute fankle

Did you see him playing football? He tried to dribble past the defender and ended up in a fankle

fankle by VeeTwin November 29, 2007

Fankles and fegs 

Short for fat ankles and fat legs.

'Eww, you're dating her? But she has fankles and fegs!'

Fankles and fegs by NH3 December 29, 2007

Farkled 

The act of adding equipment to a motorcycle, sometimes unnecessarily. Especially popular amongst the BMW GS crowd.

Bill: "Wow, Bob has sure farkled the shit out of his GS!"

Dave: "Yeah, he has everything in the Touratech catalog on that fucker. I hate him."

Farkled by brad21 September 26, 2008

fankles

Fat Ankles. No perceivable difference in size between the calf and and the ankle. The leg apears to end with the foot.

"I can't go out with her! She has fankles..its gross!"

fankles by Shaun. August 20, 2003