Fakein

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Fake bacon / Vegan bacon.

Vegan Friend: Hey wanna try this vegan bacon?
You: Sorry I don't eat fakein.

Fakein by Dyleon April 11, 2019

Words you can keep

fakein

verb. to lie of cheat
past-tence

shawty stop fakin on me.

fakein by aladdin April 19, 2005

Related Words

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faking the snake

to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing

Jim: "So he broke into her apartment, jumped her, tied her up, and kidnapped her. Oh, he also stole a pet snake."
Tim: "Hm, this story must be completely credible because a random, unnecessary detail was added in. Wait a second... he must've been faking the snake!"

faking the snake by erectiledysfunction55 November 1, 2017

FakeItTillTonightis

A fleeting, hard hitting, cold-like sickness that strikes when one does not want to go to work. FakeItTillTonightis is a common virus that usually lasts for a day. Symptoms include extreme drowsiness, irritability, and a substantial decrease in productivity. These symptoms are more prevalent in the morning and are easily cured by calling in sick to work and are always gone by nighttime.

"Where's Bella today?"
"She called in sick. She's got a bad case of FakeItTIllTonightis."

FakeItTillTonightis by Fractus January 24, 2018

fakin' jax

Verb. To pretend getting respect. Hiphop-term made famous by Mobb Deep and even more famous by Pete Rock, using it as a sample in INI's "Fakin' Jax'

Ain't no time for fakin' jax, stop fakin' jax
Cause brothers that fake jax get laid on their backs

fakin' jax by lifeislikeadicegame December 7, 2010

fakin' the funk

When you are pretending to be something you are not, capable of a skill or trait you do not possess, or in some other way misrepresenting yourself. See fronting.

KRS-ONE is an old school rapper who dislikes so-called "Gansta" rappers who are just fakin' the funk.

fakin' the funk by Nabru September 26, 2005

fakenency

Someone who pretends to be pregnant, either in real life or online. Some fakenecies will go so far as to gain weight to look pregnant or photoshop positive pregnancy tests into pictures as "proof". Fakenencies usually end in a tragic "miscarriage".

"OMG did you hear Taylor's pregnant?!"
"Whatever, she's been 'pregnant' 3 times this year. It's a total fakenency."

fakenency by Katrina J. January 28, 2008

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026