fakedown

A short decoy breakdown in a hardcore song, before the actual breakdown.

Two seconds into the song Norma Jean played a fakedown, but I ignored it because I'm too cool to dance or move or react to anything ever.

fakedown by poo September 27, 2004

Fakedown

Switching on the hazard warning lights of a car in order to stop in a place where you would otherwise get a ticket.

If a car breaks down, the hazard warning lights are switched on.

Stopping your car (eg. to unload goods) and switching on the hazard warning lights is a fakebreakdown, ergo a "fakedown"

Fakedown by Nympho Lion Bears January 19, 2013

fakedown

1. Referring to a term used by a fitness instructor meaning to a fake cooldown. This is used when the instructor wants the fitness class to believe they will be allowed to cool down but they actually continue high intensity exercise.

2. Also used by a fitness instructor, when referring to a fake countdown. The instructor will count down signaling the end of a fitness exercise but then continues, making the countdown void.

Allison's last dance of the day was a total fakedown. My heart rate was sky high.

She really got us with the fakedown when we were in plank position. It was awesome.

fakedown by dancemom214 January 29, 2020

fakedown

an emotional state used to control others.

sir i don't care that your wife left you you were still speeding stop crying i think this is a fakedown.

fakedown by pecko bob January 16, 2022

Facedownbook 

The fast growing craze of joining a group on facebook and posting your photographs of people lying face down horizontal in any environment.

The stranger the better.

Indoors or outdoors, up a mountain or on a phone box.
Anywhere you like.
The most original, bizarre or dangerous place gains the most kudos.

The only rules are that your arms are down by your side and your toes are pointing down.

Q: dude wat U think ov my new pics on facedownbook?

A: WTF dude U on the top of my car!

Facedownbook by Wrappa July 16, 2009

Fake Down 

Alternative slang for a loose woman that basically is a high context version in low context of regarding said woman as a slut or a gold digging bitch. The subject is #1> Fake in her approach and what she appears to be (i.e. "working an angle on a male or female being played for a sap) to the man or woman who's interested in said person. And #2> Down as in "cool with" that person but is in fact a perpetrator gaining a false sense of trust with the interested party and/or group.

Overall one who has ulterior motives and is mercenary with their feelings, thoughts and body. This is a woman who never learned who they were as a person, and projects damnation through treachery and being a money siphon. Thus ultimately a FAKE DOWN.

Bobak: "What happened with Xiomara and Mike?"

Jordan: "Shit man, Xiomara turned out to be nothing more than another Fake Down. Bitch had Mike going for awhile, but once he saw through it, he gave her the Chorizo Thundercrack and left her high and dry at a high society party full of perverts that he had crashed."

Fake Down by Mercenary X99 November 19, 2011

fake down town 

to promise or insinuate that you will go "down town."
to fake down town you can reap many rewards such as:

having someone put together your t.v. stand.
hang your curtains.
bail your drunk ass out of jail.

fluffy said that if capitao puts her on his top friends on myspace, she will so go fake down town on him.

muffy- that's fake hott.

fake down town by robyn cason January 19, 2008