Facedowner 

Someone whose Facebook updates are always dismal and depressing.

I'm really tired of reading Suzie's status updates about her rotten life. She's a real Facedowner.

Facedowner by English Geek March 15, 2010

Facedownbook 

The fast growing craze of joining a group on facebook and posting your photographs of people lying face down horizontal in any environment.

The stranger the better.

Indoors or outdoors, up a mountain or on a phone box.
Anywhere you like.
The most original, bizarre or dangerous place gains the most kudos.

The only rules are that your arms are down by your side and your toes are pointing down.

Q: dude wat U think ov my new pics on facedownbook?

A: WTF dude U on the top of my car!

Facedownbook by Wrappa July 16, 2009

FaceBoner

Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.

Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."

FaceBoner by egrunty October 14, 2011

Gold in the Facedown Float 

To die by drowning.

Mark: You hear that Joey died yesterday?
Frank: No way! How'd that happen?
Mark: He went to the pool after it closed, and won a gold in the facedown float.

Gold in the Facedown Float by PBender August 5, 2008

facedooker

1. someone you contributes "pieces of shit" content to facebook i.e. dropping dooks in facebook

2. the act of taking smalls shits in your status feed updates

examples:

"started school today"
"walmart run"
"great day because blah blah.. "

way to be a facedooker man, no one needs to know that your pissed about having to wake up for class or work on monday..

facedooker by skrillazzz August 28, 2009

Facedown

When someone that became a bully later in life starts looking at the ground instead of at you (or their eyes dart around a room to look at everything but the one looking back at them, being confrontational back with them).

He stood to facedown his bullies.

Facedown by Solid Mantis May 15, 2021

facedodger 

One who avoids using social networking websites, usually through technophobia or privacy concerns.

You're all invited to my party, spread the word Dave, Jim, and any of the other facedodgers.

facedodger by knife35 November 27, 2010