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Facedowner 

Someone whose Facebook updates are always dismal and depressing.
I'm really tired of reading Suzie's status updates about her rotten life. She's a real Facedowner.
Facedowner by English Geek March 15, 2010
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Facedownbook 

The fast growing craze of joining a group on facebook and posting your photographs of people lying face down horizontal in any environment.

The stranger the better.

Indoors or outdoors, up a mountain or on a phone box.
Anywhere you like.
The most original, bizarre or dangerous place gains the most kudos.

The only rules are that your arms are down by your side and your toes are pointing down.
Q: dude wat U think ov my new pics on facedownbook?

A: WTF dude U on the top of my car!
Facedownbook by Wrappa July 16, 2009
Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.
Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."
FaceBoner by egrunty October 14, 2011

Gold in the Facedown Float 

Mark: You hear that Joey died yesterday?
Frank: No way! How'd that happen?
Mark: He went to the pool after it closed, and won a gold in the facedown float.

facedooker

1. someone you contributes "pieces of shit" content to facebook i.e. dropping dooks in facebook

2. the act of taking smalls shits in your status feed updates

examples:

"started school today"
"walmart run"
"great day because blah blah.. "
way to be a facedooker man, no one needs to know that your pissed about having to wake up for class or work on monday..
facedooker by skrillazzz August 28, 2009
When someone that became a bully later in life starts looking at the ground instead of at you (or their eyes dart around a room to look at everything but the one looking back at them, being confrontational back with them).
He stood to facedown his bullies.
Facedown by Solid Mantis May 15, 2021

facedodger 

One who avoids using social networking websites, usually through technophobia or privacy concerns.
You're all invited to my party, spread the word Dave, Jim, and any of the other facedodgers.
facedodger by knife35 November 27, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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