Jane- "Hey John can I borrow a cigarette?"
John- "Sorry I'm all out."
*Later, unbeknownst to John, Jane sees he has cigarettes.*
Jane- "That's some fakerism."
Bush- "We need to stop Congressional earmarks!"
*Bush's proposed 2009Budget contains thousands of earmarks*
Faecism is a political system in which all members belief in the political theory of shit; in that politics are shit. All members of the Faecism party believe that politics are generally shit, consist of shit and will always be shit. The term "faecism" is derived from the word "faeces" or "faecal matter" meaning shit.
1. Fake autism, like a fake autistic person.
2. Milk 3. A severe, and fatal mental disorder conjured by having the need to fake being autistic.
1. Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you have been diagnosed with faketism.
2. I'm putting some faketism into my cereal, want some?
3. Bro, what the fuck is up with that guy who has faketism? I swear that guy's an insane crackhead...