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fake hoe 

The bitch that flirts with you and plays with your mind, but when it comes down to it, she never has time.
Turnipa acted like such a hoe, but when she wasn't giving up the goods, I realized she was a fake hoe.
fake hoe by auth00r June 20, 2006

fake hot 

describes girls that are hot, but are only hot because they use non-natural means to become 'hot' i.e. excessive tanning, excessive hair bleaching, liposuction, tons of makeup, etc.
guy 1 > dude, that girl is HOT!
guy 2 > yeah i guess, look at the tan job she got....she's fake hot!

I like girls that are hot, not fake hot.
fake hot by sword- February 10, 2005

fake hoe 

A common waist of time for men looking for an actual hoe. Girl 14-24 who is very flirty and playful and pretends to be interested in you (and everyone else). They are often attractive girls who are looking for extra attention. Fake hoes are much more irritating than an actual hoe because they rarely follow through after leading you on. They have a good excuse for their behavior of "just being friendly." They blend in at a collage party and church. The better they are at blending into these places the more fakeness of the hoe. a full blown fake hoe is someone involved in the church going on missions trips and such activities and is than seen planning a party, flirting hard, and or having sex within a week of the church activity.
bro 1 "wait wasn't Rachel just singing at church sunday?"
bro 2 "yeah and now she's after a new guys D, I told you she was a fake hoe bro."
bro 1 "damn what a cock tease."
fake hoe by kid ak August 23, 2014

Fake Homie 

one of your good friends who is expected to disappoint occasionally, however when push comes to shove the real homie inside of them comes out and he has your back. Its ok to be a fake homie.
Your fake homie might only call you normally when he needs car wash passes or some other favor, but during a difficult time in your life a Fake Homie calls you up offering love and support.
Fake Homie by mattybol January 2, 2012

fake hoe 

a girl who makes a pathetic lies to become popular. some people may even pity this girl when she doesnt need it.
Oh, that girl? She's a fake hoe.
fake hoe by purplepanda87 July 21, 2016

Fake Hollywood 

1. Fake Hollywood

When a guy blows some of his load on her back, and then when she turns around to look, he blows the rest in the face



Source: anonymous, Sep 19, 2003


^I like the one when the misogystic little urban dictionary faggot is getting his dick sucked and then the chick reaches for the butcher knife and cuts the little faggot wanker's pin dick off and shoves it down his fat mouth!
It's called the "shutup ya fag" maneuver!
Fake Hollywood by your mom October 12, 2004
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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