3 definitions by kid ak

fake hoe

A common waist of time for men looking for an actual hoe. Girl 14-24 who is very flirty and playful and pretends to be interested in you (and everyone else). They are often attractive girls who are looking for extra attention. Fake hoes are much more irritating than an actual hoe because they rarely follow through after leading you on. They have a good excuse for their behavior of "just being friendly." They blend in at a collage party and church. The better they are at blending into these places the more fakeness of the hoe. a full blown fake hoe is someone involved in the church going on missions trips and such activities and is than seen planning a party, flirting hard, and or having sex within a week of the church activity.

bro 1 "wait wasn't Rachel just singing at church sunday?"
bro 2 "yeah and now she's after a new guys D, I told you she was a fake hoe bro."
bro 1 "damn what a cock tease."

by kid ak August 23, 2014

phone addict

often teenage and 20 something girls but can also be males, phone addicts are those people at a party or gathering they should be enjoying themselves at but instead are obsessed with their phone missing out on life, often placing themselves in a near impenetrable bubble. These addicts require the help of a friend, preferably a friend without a phone in their hand, who can teach them how to enjoy life.

"hello?.....hello?....pshh. phone addict.."

"oh haha what was that?"

by kid ak August 23, 2014

workout poser

someone who poses as someone who works out to help their personal self-esteem. Often thought to be males who walk around gyms not using the equipment, spending a lot of time at the gym but giving minimum effort. However since the "selfie" females are as common as men, taking full body pictures in the mirror without doing much (if anything) at all. Showing their online friends they are trying to get into shape (or why they stay in shape) without giving effort. Different ways of accomplishing the same goal. Building confidence at the gym without putting in work.

1st workoutaholic "bro, look at that girl. She's been here for a good half hour and hasn't done anything but stand by the mirror."
2nd workoutaholic "oh my god what a workout poser.."
2nd workoutaholic "if they spend the time actually working hard they'd feel a lot better than while their faking it."
1st workoutaholic "i know bro..i know."

by kid ak August 23, 2014