Fakant 

When someone is empty inside but puts on an socially acceptable persona.

Poor guy looks like he's having fun but he's really Fakant.

Fakant by Derail 99 July 30, 2022

fakation

Having time off from your real job but being so busy that you end up working harder than you do at work.

"Dude, you have like a week off!"

"Yeah what a FAKATION. I've got more to do now; I'd rather be at work."

fakation by EmmaSez December 22, 2008

fakakta

a word used to describe something that is not working well or is really crap. Derived from a multitude of yiddish words

sam: this is a fakakta cake

Daniel: This fakakta car has broken done again.

fakakta by colonial cool November 11, 2008

fakakta

Bad, not working well, "fucking". From German, verkackt(e, er), shitty (Kacke, shit)

Jeff: "What's with your fakakta shoes?" (Curb your Enthusiasm)

fakakta by Mardil June 2, 2009

fakakta

<Yiddish origin> A person or thing who is completely crazy/fucked up.

(example 1) I can't believe your brother drank his own urine. That fakakta kid will do anything.

(example 2) Their house in in this fakakta part of town. Let's just say that you don't want to raise your kids there.

fakakta by straightballah July 25, 2007

fakandreas 

Organization / (possibly) a Religion, started in Southern and Northern Greece. Has 3 followers as of July 2019.

Person 1: "What is your religion?"
Person 2: "Oh, I'm a fakandreasian!"
Person 1: "Wow! How do you join?!"
Person 2: "Oh, you don't. You are forced into it."
Person 1: "wot"
Person 2: *dark glare*

fakandreas by Apostolos the Great July 30, 2019

Fakation

A company-mandated unpaid vacation, becoming more and more common as the economy sours.

"Dude, why aren't you working today?"

"I'm on fakation. I can't afford to go anywhere, 'cuz it's unpaid."

Fakation by jc2 April 12, 2009