fakation

Having time off from your real job but being so busy that you end up working harder than you do at work.

"Dude, you have like a week off!"

"Yeah what a FAKATION. I've got more to do now; I'd rather be at work."

by EmmaSez December 22, 2008

Fakation

A company-mandated unpaid vacation, becoming more and more common as the economy sours.

"Dude, why aren't you working today?"

"I'm on fakation. I can't afford to go anywhere, 'cuz it's unpaid."

by jc2 April 12, 2009

fakation

To fake sick in order to have a "vacation" day.

My vacation days are all for Christmas through New Year, so I took a couple of fakation days in the summer.

by Jack Hoffa, CIA void work June 17, 2009

fakation

A vacation that is lacking, either because it is too short or the location is too ordinary.

In comparison to my two-month backpacking adventure in Central America, the 3 night stay in Vegas was a fakation.

by Carly O'Rourke March 10, 2008

Falationship

A relationship consisting primarily of oral sex.

We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.

by DJ J-dot June 3, 2010

Fakeation

A fakeation is a fake vacation, where you turn on your email autoresponder and change your outgoing voicemail message to show that you're out of the office. Really, though, you're in the office, catching up on work.

"That guy was so far behind in his work he had to declare a fakeation to try and catch back up."

by Alex Clemens October 8, 2008

Flakation

The period whereafter a friend flakes on you and then becomes completely unreachable and virtually non-existent.

Katey: "Dave was supposed to meet me out for drinks on Tuesday, but he totally flaked and didn't show. And now he's not returning any of my calls."

Josh: "Yeah. Sounds like he's on one of his flakations."

by jimster360 February 5, 2010