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Fakanál (Fuh cah noall) This is everything. The thing that made us alive today. A true beacon that is placed in Hungary Budapest that if its on its deadliest form (red white and green) it is powerful enough to clip ANYTHING to the backrooms in 0.0000001 seconds on if it is held by a true Hungarian and if they're chanting "Fakanál, Fakanál, Fakanál". A Fakanál can do anything to anything or anyone anywhere. You must treat a Fakanál with respect and care if not you must face the severe consequences of being Romanian (A very bad thing). If you are Romanian you will be stuck with Gibrin Dawoodmeraz your whole life. A Fakanál is not just a wooden spoon it is more precious than the worlds gold reserve. Fakanál must be capitalized. You can have a Fakanál and a pet Fakanál your pet Fakanál cannot be eaten with. A Fakanál can be eating with but still hace to treat them with respect or therefore you're Romanian Follow the Fakanál laws and get into Fakanálism and if vistiting Hungary you must not leave without a Fakanál. If you don't have a Fakanál you are unworthy and extremelyyyyyy Romanian. If you are gonna use a Fakanál you must ask it for permission to do what you wanna do with it.
Fakanál's are awesome!
Fakanál by Fakanal November 26, 2023
A drunken Fagan that can't seem to put it in the right hole.
I was so drunk last night I think I slipped her a Faganal by mistake.
Faganal by Abe Froman September 7, 2005
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A fajanal is a recognizable variation of the common footjob performed when one person performs sexual toe actions to his female mate's anus.
I gave my girlfriend a fajanal last night accidentally when i was stroking her thighs with my feet and probed her anus with my toe.
Fajanal by Ridiculon May 31, 2009
fuck in hell basically but not swaering a grat word for all the familly
ur dead. faganal. basically fuckin hell but not swaering say it infron of ur mums
faganal by birmy May 21, 2007
A Fakanau is a traditional Tuvaluan male dance, accompanied by singing and rhythmic clapping.

(Tuvaluan is a Polynesian island nation, called Ellice Islands. It is located in the Pacific Ocean, midway between Hawaii and Australia.)

Fakanau is described as having "a tune that is between speech and singing which was performed while dancers are standing on their feet."
-"let's dance a Fakanau!"
Fakanau by Kazoooky June 28, 2013
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