Fakation

A company-mandated unpaid vacation, becoming more and more common as the economy sours.

"Dude, why aren't you working today?"

"I'm on fakation. I can't afford to go anywhere, 'cuz it's unpaid."

by jc2 April 12, 2009

TwitFaced

The act of posting the same thing on your Twitter feed and Facebook status within moments.

Jeff: "Did you see James' Facebook status a minute ago about the NFL?"
Joe: "Yeah, and then he tweeted the exact same thing about 10 seconds later."
Jeff: "He must be getting TwitFaced again."

by jc2 August 15, 2011

Bacon drawer

The drawer of your refrigerator that is used solely for already-cooked bacon for later use. Usually lined with paper towels to soak up grease.

James: "You were running out of fridge space, so I put the beer in a drawer."
Brian: "I hope it wasn't the bacon drawer."
James: "Bacon drawer?"
Brian: "Yeah, it's only for bacon. If you put beer in there, it'll get all greasy."

by jc2 March 29, 2013

Throne call

(n) To make a cellphone call from a bathroom or toilet stall, usually to save time.

"I was rushed at work, so I made a quick throne call to Jeff while I was doing my business."

by jc2 May 13, 2008

Throne call

(n) To make a cellphone call from a bathroom or toilet stall, usually to save time.

"I was rushed at work, so I made a quick throne call to Jeff while I was doing my business."

by jc2 May 13, 2008