Fair Field 

Where Jackie and Cindy live. They have no lives and go to white castle everyday. They are fat. Don't be friends with either of them. You will be made fun of and have no life and gain 30 pounds. Plus loose some of your friends. That is all.

Dumb Fuck 1: Hey want to hang out with Cindy or Jackie today in Fair Field?
Dumb Fuck 2: Well it depends do u wanna have no life loose all of your friends and gain 30 pounds?
Dumb Fuck 1: No.
Dumb Fuck 2: Then there is you answer

Fair Field by Jim Dwane July 7, 2011

fair's field party

An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!

Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!

fair's field party by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

new fairfield high school 

a school full of retarded dipshits that think they’re the shit. VAPE GODS and mowers are everywhere and drugs/alcohol are the basis of everyone’s “fun”. once and a while you’ll run into the nice person and you’ll have a friend. the school is too cliquey, judgemental, and filled with closed minded retards who wonder why they’re single while they’re actions explain it all. overall a pretty shitty place to spend most of your time.

Oh they’re a retarded asshole, they must be from new Fairfield high school.

new fairfield high school by send help6669 January 3, 2018

Fairfield University 

Small Jesuit school located in Fairfield Connecticut. 95% of students are carbon-copies of one another, not that that's a bad thing. They are generally prep school graduates, attractive, white, very wealthy, moderately intelligent, with a super-human capacity for alcohol. Some may consider these kids snobby, pretentious, and privileged. Requirements for admission include but are not limited to owning a pink vineyard vines polo, sperrys, daddys credit card, mommys credit card, a trust fund, anything pastel, and some sort of alcoholism. For the girls, as many black leggings and rompers that can be fit into a draw.

One fairfield University kid to another:

Person 1:What should I wear to the beach today?

Person 2: Your polo and sperrys

Person 1: How are we going to get there?

Person 2: I will put the uber on daddys credit card!!

Fairfield University by sean1233 October 25, 2017

Fairfield Hills Hospital 

Mental Hospital located in Newtown, Connecticut which closed in 1995. It includes over 50 large brick buildings located on over 100 acres with underground tunnels connecting the buildings. Loaded with cops because of the people who try to sneak in. Extremely haunted, with a large number of deaths due to 'unknown causes'

Jess: We should sneak into Fairfield Hills Hospital

John: Yeah, lets go..

Norm: Hellz Nah bro's, there's still bodies in there and the po po is swarmin the place

Fairfield Hills Hospital by j3ssme0w December 28, 2009

Fairfield Methodist Secondary School 

✅ LGBT Friendly (everyone’s hearts are gay and bright 🏳️ 🌈❤️)

✅ Loves Jesus very much (worship him everyday! 😍🙏🏻)

❌ Budget neighbourhood school

❌ XMMs & YPs

❌Many pick me girls and cringe boys

❌Toilets with piss all over the floor

❌PE equipments at least 10 years old

Mary : Hey Yumeko! Which school did you go to before Hyakkaou Private Academy ?

Yumeko : Fairfield Methodist Secondary School

Mary : That school is ass.

Fairfield Methodist Secondary School by eren jeager is my sussy baka August 26, 2021

Fairfield County 

The underage drinking and weed capitol of the country. Where Dispatch and Dave Matthews are the anthems, and pink polos, lobsters and Lilly are the uniform. Every kid attempts to be ghetto at one point or another but Norwalk is the last place you will ever find them. FCers as freshman can drink college seniors under the table.

Chip and Bunny live in Fairfield County.

Fairfield County by Greenwich Pride April 6, 2005