Sebtross

A state of mind that you're in whenever you become single again and all of your old girls/girlfriends hit you up, primarily wanting to smash and get back together, but your mind is so confused and overwhelmed by so many options that you don't want anything to do with them at the moment.

Guy 1: Hey have you talked to Sebastian? I knew him and his old lady broke up.
Guy 2: Yeah, he seems to be in a sebtross at the moment.
Guy 1: Oh really? Damn I feel bad for him.
Guy 2: Me too kinda.. but at least he's got a line of pussy waiting for him.
Guy 1: You're right! Life can't be that awful for that stud!

by sneakydudedictionary December 06, 2019

Toxic Taylor

A female that creates conflict and drama within a neighborhood. She will hang out with any guy, thinking that some dude cares about how her life's a mess and how she gets screwed over all the time by her ex-boyfriend. She might call you out on being a nice guy if you don't cheat on her or call her a cunt. You might have a make-out session with her, but she still keeps talking about how her ex-boyfriends a douchebag. Once she's done talking about all of her problems with everything in life, she'll quit dating/hanging out with you and go on and tell the same story to some other dude for awhile. She gives her only couple friends the worst advice in the world and guides them onto a path of misery and fate for the future. At parties, she typically hangs with her only friend or she'll only talk to a group of guys, like I mentioned before, to talk about her stupid ex-boyfriend. Ironic enough, she'll talk a bunch of shit on her ex and then go hang out with him the following day, leaving everyone in confusion. Her favorite hobbies include partying, smoking, and playing division III soccer. Toxic Taylor synonyms include Witchcraft, Female fuckery, or simply... a cunt.

Who is that soccer girl over there that keeps bitching about her ex to some guy?
I'm not so sure, there's a girl we know from home that's like that
Who is it?
Well I forgot her full name, but we call her Toxic Taylor...
Oh I gotcha, those bitches are so wack!

by sneakydudedictionary December 06, 2019

the sebass pose

A pose when you have both of your hands on each side of your hips and where one of your feet is place on an object, making your leg bent at 90 degrees. The pose can be referred to as the Captain Morgan logo. The name came from a man by the name of Sebastian, at parties when he's really smashed, he tends to stay in that sebass pose for an extensive amount of time. Do this pose and you will for sure get laid.

Dude this one girl was giving me head while my right foot was on the bed
Damn you must've been doing the sebass pose!
The sebass pose?
Yeah dude, Sebastian does it all the time when he's drunk
Oh yeah that's right, I didn't realize that till now, what a dude!

by sneakydudedictionary December 06, 2019

sweeney taste test

A taste test used on a female whenever you can't decide on which hole to stick it in.

Girl: So what hole are you sticking it in tonight?
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....

by sneakydudedictionary December 06, 2019

polar peak

Not only was "polar peak" a location on Fortnite, but it can also be used as a term when you or a partner experience an orgasm during intercourse in the winter months.

Hey man do you know Josie?
Yeah man, I fucked her a long time ago and we both had a polar peak!
Oh damn, you guys must've had sex during the winter I take it?
Yes, Christmas Eve to be exact.

by sneakydudedictionary December 05, 2019

The Pyle

An accounting executive who retired from a friends multi million dollar business to go out and work in the meat market. He was first employed as a machinist but later on he became an accountant since he was so good with numbers. His friend, which was the CEO, suggested that Pyle needs to go and get his Master of Business Administration in Accounting, so they have a great business portfolio . Pyle politely refused and left his friends company to take over his family’s meat business. Right now, he’s running accounting and finance operations as well as sales forecast for the seasonality trends of the business.

Sebass: Dude why is the Pyle working at Schnurs?
Brock: His family owns the business that’s why
Sebass: Well.. I thought he was working for Braden’s business?
Brock: He was but then he left after Braden was suffocating him with trying to get a masters in accounting
Sebass: Ahh.. that’s some bullshit, Pyle doesn’t need that, what the hell was Braden thinking? What a god damn idiot to lose such an accountant

Brock: Yeah I know.. fuck him, Pyle’s accounting skills are unmatched

by sneakydudedictionary October 21, 2020

seybertown sluts

Females that constantly party during the summer by the river. These females won't give you the time of day unless you own a boat. The only time they'll hang out with you during the day is if you give them a ride on your boat. Alcohol definitely has to be provided for them along the journey. In the evening time when the parties are going on, these types of girls typically show up in birkenstocks, denim ass shorts, either wearing a hoodie or a tube top. They're normally sunburned or have their skin pealing, wavy and dried out hair, and you can smell the river scent on them a mile away. They typically ditch their boating guys towards the end of the night to run off with some drug addict that's willing to give them his free drug supply in exchange for sex. In conclusion, it's not difficult to spot one of them, they typically have nothing going on in their lives, and won't settle down unless some desperate man is willing to provide for them.

Hey, how did Jordan show up with all these woman?
I mean.. he does have a boat?
Oh that's right, those must be the Seybertown sluts!
Yeah.. Can't you smell that they brought the river scent with them?
For sure! I feel bad for whoever hooks up with one of those losers..

by sneakydudedictionary December 06, 2019