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Failtality 

A blended word derived from the combination of Fatality and Fail, a "Failtality" occurs when someone dies in the course of a Fail.
A: This one guy fell of his bike while trying to show off for some chicks and hurt his leg meat real bad!
B: Fail!!
A: He also died!
B: Failtality!!!
Failtality by Natas 1976 October 15, 2009
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failtality 

when some one drastically disrespects another or himself in chat room
bob:dude gtfi
keno:what a major failtality you cant spell GTFO
failtality by kenosama August 9, 2009

fatality 

Awesome move done in Mortal Kombat when the big voice guy says "Finish Him!"
And you obliterate your opponent
"Finish Him!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Sub-Zero Wins , Fatality"
fatality by Rane May 8, 2003

Fatality 

When you violently disembowel a rival at which Shao Kahn/ chuck Norris( whichever is avalible) claims you won
Finish him! (fatality) you win, FATALITY!
Fatality by Reedy28 June 14, 2012

Fatality 

A dance move inspired by Mortal Kombat in which, while grinding, the partner in front drops it low and proceeds to slap the floor with open palms. Said partner is then free to slowly rise, with their hands remaining on the floor as long as possible.
“Oh, you’re the girls we were dancing with when I threw down a Fatality.”
“Yeah, we didn’t know guys pulled moves like that.”
Fatality by NatalieDePortia August 17, 2011

FATALITY 

Something very fun to scream after beating the shit out of someone - preferably small, helpless, and pathetic.
Jimmy: Hey guys!
Doug: Oh God, JIMMY WATCH OUT FOR JOSH
Jimmy: Wh-*splatter*
Josh: FATALITY
FATALITY by Implying713 July 6, 2011
Death by masturbation. Basically, fapping so hard you die. Most common in older men with erectile disfunction, who have a hard time getting, and keeping, it up, making them have to jerk harder, thus increasing the heartbeat, often resulting in a heart attack. Faptality, in a broader sense, can refer to ANY fap-related mishap, such as autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong.
Tim: "Hey did you hear what happened to Blake? He was watching Japanese porn, and nutted so hard, his balls exploded and he had a heart attack!!!"
Nelson: " Wow, not THAT is a faptality!!!"
faptality by KrispyDymond November 28, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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