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Death by masturbation. Basically, fapping so hard you die. Most common in older men with erectile disfunction, who have a hard time getting, and keeping, it up, making them have to jerk harder, thus increasing the heartbeat, often resulting in a heart attack. Faptality, in a broader sense, can refer to ANY fap-related mishap, such as autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong.
Tim: "Hey did you hear what happened to Blake? He was watching Japanese porn, and nutted so hard, his balls exploded and he had a heart attack!!!"
Nelson: " Wow, not THAT is a faptality!!!"
faptality by KrispyDymond November 28, 2018
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fatality 

Awesome move done in Mortal Kombat when the big voice guy says "Finish Him!"
And you obliterate your opponent
"Finish Him!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Sub-Zero Wins , Fatality"
fatality by Rane May 8, 2003

Fapacity 

When masturbating no longer yields any fluid. You have masturbated all that you can: you have reached your fapping capacity. Your fapacity.
I was at it all day, it took 6 tries before I reached my fapacity.
Fapacity by Hermetic2 January 19, 2013

Fatality 

When you violently disembowel a rival at which Shao Kahn/ chuck Norris( whichever is avalible) claims you won
Finish him! (fatality) you win, FATALITY!
Fatality by Reedy28 June 14, 2012

fragtality 

a person who makes good posts all the time
good post fragtality
fragtality by TheAffliction November 30, 2010

Fakality 

The reality of knowing that every one of your peers talks shit about you behind your back !
The fakality of my workplace is unbearable
Fakality by Sexylaurie10 July 15, 2010

fartalito 

Spanglish word for a small fart.
Jose: What is that smell ese?
Pancho: It's only a fartalito, homie.
fartalito by panchoypepe November 16, 2006
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