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failage
When faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circumstances. In other words, a massive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. The ultimate self-embarrassment.
Example 1: Masturbating in front of your laptop when you've forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in Florida would be failage.
Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.
Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.
failage by sveti_shano_birminghamski2 January 14, 2010
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failage
A mass amount of fail that can happen anywhere at anytime that is being watched, talked about, and or made fun of by someone or something.
Failage
1) The opposite of Pwnage; what happens when something is Pwned
2) When a fail is so huge and so epic that the entire time period in which that fail happened must become an age of fail--a failage (pronounced fail-age)
3) The correct spelling of Failness
4) A literal fail, as in Rock Band. However, cannot be applied if the song is rated "impossibly difficult", because if it is, geek is a much better term.
2) When a fail is so huge and so epic that the entire time period in which that fail happened must become an age of fail--a failage (pronounced fail-age)
3) The correct spelling of Failness
4) A literal fail, as in Rock Band. However, cannot be applied if the song is rated "impossibly difficult", because if it is, geek is a much better term.
Failmageddon
Failageddon is a massive spam of wipes,lost battlegrounds or any other sorts of fail in any MMORPG (especially WoW).
Failmageddon by Uber Failz December 24, 2009
Epic Of The Failage
It is a moment when some epically fails.It is usually said to a person who fails at life.It is the uber word that PWNS!
BlackGuy:Did you see Chris Crocker?!He is soo gay!
WhiteGuy:Shut the fuck up NIGGA!
BlackGuy:NO YOU FUCKING SHUT UP ALBINO HOE!
AsianGuy:Wow...this moment is...EPIC OF THE FAILAGE!
WhiteGuy:Shut the fuck up NIGGA!
BlackGuy:NO YOU FUCKING SHUT UP ALBINO HOE!
AsianGuy:Wow...this moment is...EPIC OF THE FAILAGE!
Epic Of The Failage by ChaseShaunJoon May 31, 2009
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