Failfie
Someone takes a selfie with the Eiffel Tower and the picture shows half a face and none of the tower. It is a classic failfie.
Failfie by EscouadeBitume June 3, 2014
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new fairfield high school
a school full of retarded dipshits that think they’re the shit. VAPE GODS and mowers are everywhere and drugs/alcohol are the basis of everyone’s “fun”. once and a while you’ll run into the nice person and you’ll have a friend. the school is too cliquey, judgemental, and filled with closed minded retards who wonder why they’re single while they’re actions explain it all. overall a pretty shitty place to spend most of your time.
new fairfield high school by send help6669 January 3, 2018
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Fairfield University
Small Jesuit school located in Fairfield Connecticut. 95% of students are carbon-copies of one another, not that that's a bad thing. They are generally prep school graduates, attractive, white, very wealthy, moderately intelligent, with a super-human capacity for alcohol. Some may consider these kids snobby, pretentious, and privileged. Requirements for admission include but are not limited to owning a pink vineyard vines polo, sperrys, daddys credit card, mommys credit card, a trust fund, anything pastel, and some sort of alcoholism. For the girls, as many black leggings and rompers that can be fit into a draw.
One fairfield University kid to another:
Person 1:What should I wear to the beach today?
Person 2: Your polo and sperrys
Person 1: How are we going to get there?
Person 2: I will put the uber on daddys credit card!!
Person 1:What should I wear to the beach today?
Person 2: Your polo and sperrys
Person 1: How are we going to get there?
Person 2: I will put the uber on daddys credit card!!
Fairfield University by sean1233 October 25, 2017
Fairfield Hills Hospital
Mental Hospital located in Newtown, Connecticut which closed in 1995. It includes over 50 large brick buildings located on over 100 acres with underground tunnels connecting the buildings. Loaded with cops because of the people who try to sneak in. Extremely haunted, with a large number of deaths due to 'unknown causes'
Jess: We should sneak into Fairfield Hills Hospital
John: Yeah, lets go..
Norm: Hellz Nah bro's, there's still bodies in there and the po po is swarmin the place
John: Yeah, lets go..
Norm: Hellz Nah bro's, there's still bodies in there and the po po is swarmin the place
Fairfield Hills Hospital by j3ssme0w December 28, 2009
Fairfield Methodist Secondary School
✅ LGBT Friendly (everyone’s hearts are gay and bright 🏳️ 🌈❤️)
✅ Loves Jesus very much (worship him everyday! 😍🙏🏻)
❌ Budget neighbourhood school
❌ XMMs & YPs
❌Many pick me girls and cringe boys
❌Toilets with piss all over the floor
❌PE equipments at least 10 years old
✅ Loves Jesus very much (worship him everyday! 😍🙏🏻)
❌ Budget neighbourhood school
❌ XMMs & YPs
❌Many pick me girls and cringe boys
❌Toilets with piss all over the floor
❌PE equipments at least 10 years old
Mary : Hey Yumeko! Which school did you go to before Hyakkaou Private Academy ?
Yumeko : Fairfield Methodist Secondary School
Mary : That school is ass.
Yumeko : Fairfield Methodist Secondary School
Mary : That school is ass.
Fairfield Methodist Secondary School by eren jeager is my sussy baka August 26, 2021
Fairfield County
The underage drinking and weed capitol of the country. Where Dispatch and Dave Matthews are the anthems, and pink polos, lobsters and Lilly are the uniform. Every kid attempts to be ghetto at one point or another but Norwalk is the last place you will ever find them. FCers as freshman can drink college seniors under the table.
Fairfield County by Greenwich Pride April 6, 2005
failfiction
a type of fanfiction
often seems to be of quality, but ends up being a piece of over-dramatic crap with predictable events, a cliche plot, and OOC characters.
often seems to be of quality, but ends up being a piece of over-dramatic crap with predictable events, a cliche plot, and OOC characters.
I thought that I had finally found a good fanfiction, but after the first three chapters, Harry got raped by Lucius, Severus, Ron, Dobby, and Neville's toad Trevor, before getting graciously taken in by Draco and cured by Draco's magnificent potion-making skills, abundant kindness, and cock. Harry and Draco immediately fell in love and they declared their adoration for each other after Draco pulled Harry off of a ledge during one of Harry's emotional, suicidal fits. Then they bought a pet unicorn and named it after Fred Weasley.
So ultimately, it was less of a fanfiction and more of a failfiction
So ultimately, it was less of a fanfiction and more of a failfiction
failfiction by rockintherain May 22, 2010
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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