Failfie
Someone takes a selfie with the Eiffel Tower and the picture shows half a face and none of the tower. It is a classic failfie.
Failfie by EscouadeBitume June 3, 2014
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new fairfield high school
a school full of retarded dipshits that think they’re the shit. VAPE GODS and mowers are everywhere and drugs/alcohol are the basis of everyone’s “fun”. once and a while you’ll run into the nice person and you’ll have a friend. the school is too cliquey, judgemental, and filled with closed minded retards who wonder why they’re single while they’re actions explain it all. overall a pretty shitty place to spend most of your time.
new fairfield high school by send help6669 January 3, 2018
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Fairfield University
Small Jesuit school located in Fairfield Connecticut. 95% of students are carbon-copies of one another, not that that's a bad thing. They are generally prep school graduates, attractive, white, very wealthy, moderately intelligent, with a super-human capacity for alcohol. Some may consider these kids snobby, pretentious, and privileged. Requirements for admission include but are not limited to owning a pink vineyard vines polo, sperrys, daddys credit card, mommys credit card, a trust fund, anything pastel, and some sort of alcoholism. For the girls, as many black leggings and rompers that can be fit into a draw.
One fairfield University kid to another:
Person 1:What should I wear to the beach today?
Person 2: Your polo and sperrys
Person 1: How are we going to get there?
Person 2: I will put the uber on daddys credit card!!
Person 1:What should I wear to the beach today?
Person 2: Your polo and sperrys
Person 1: How are we going to get there?
Person 2: I will put the uber on daddys credit card!!
Fairfield University by sean1233 October 25, 2017
Fairfield Hills Hospital
Mental Hospital located in Newtown, Connecticut which closed in 1995. It includes over 50 large brick buildings located on over 100 acres with underground tunnels connecting the buildings. Loaded with cops because of the people who try to sneak in. Extremely haunted, with a large number of deaths due to 'unknown causes'
Jess: We should sneak into Fairfield Hills Hospital
John: Yeah, lets go..
Norm: Hellz Nah bro's, there's still bodies in there and the po po is swarmin the place
John: Yeah, lets go..
Norm: Hellz Nah bro's, there's still bodies in there and the po po is swarmin the place
Fairfield Hills Hospital by j3ssme0w December 28, 2009
Fairfield Methodist Secondary School
✅ LGBT Friendly (everyone’s hearts are gay and bright 🏳️ 🌈❤️)
✅ Loves Jesus very much (worship him everyday! 😍🙏🏻)
❌ Budget neighbourhood school
❌ XMMs & YPs
❌Many pick me girls and cringe boys
❌Toilets with piss all over the floor
❌PE equipments at least 10 years old
✅ Loves Jesus very much (worship him everyday! 😍🙏🏻)
❌ Budget neighbourhood school
❌ XMMs & YPs
❌Many pick me girls and cringe boys
❌Toilets with piss all over the floor
❌PE equipments at least 10 years old
Mary : Hey Yumeko! Which school did you go to before Hyakkaou Private Academy ?
Yumeko : Fairfield Methodist Secondary School
Mary : That school is ass.
Yumeko : Fairfield Methodist Secondary School
Mary : That school is ass.
Fairfield Methodist Secondary School by eren jeager is my sussy baka August 26, 2021
Fairfield County
The underage drinking and weed capitol of the country. Where Dispatch and Dave Matthews are the anthems, and pink polos, lobsters and Lilly are the uniform. Every kid attempts to be ghetto at one point or another but Norwalk is the last place you will ever find them. FCers as freshman can drink college seniors under the table.
Fairfield County by Greenwich Pride April 6, 2005
failfiction
a type of fanfiction
often seems to be of quality, but ends up being a piece of over-dramatic crap with predictable events, a cliche plot, and OOC characters.
often seems to be of quality, but ends up being a piece of over-dramatic crap with predictable events, a cliche plot, and OOC characters.
I thought that I had finally found a good fanfiction, but after the first three chapters, Harry got raped by Lucius, Severus, Ron, Dobby, and Neville's toad Trevor, before getting graciously taken in by Draco and cured by Draco's magnificent potion-making skills, abundant kindness, and cock. Harry and Draco immediately fell in love and they declared their adoration for each other after Draco pulled Harry off of a ledge during one of Harry's emotional, suicidal fits. Then they bought a pet unicorn and named it after Fred Weasley.
So ultimately, it was less of a fanfiction and more of a failfiction
So ultimately, it was less of a fanfiction and more of a failfiction
failfiction by rockintherain May 22, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
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EBK
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.