Dude, Cass saw a survival flare falling in the mountains while driving out here and thought it was a UFO, total failien.
by MagicToaster May 21, 2011
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A group of people that fail. Constantly.
A retarded looking alien. EPIC fail.
A group of people that fail. Constantly.
A retarded looking alien. EPIC fail.
"look at that chick, shes such a failien"
"Dude, stay away from those failiens, they'll make you one of them"
"That was such a failien, he didnt even have green skin or tentacles or anything like a decent alien. waste of a movie"
"Dude, stay away from those failiens, they'll make you one of them"
"That was such a failien, he didnt even have green skin or tentacles or anything like a decent alien. waste of a movie"
by CellarDoor1237 April 25, 2009
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Ex-governor of Alaska and ex-vice presidential canidate who refuses to just fade away quitely- what with her book tours, TV deals, and that stupid "tea party". Continues to voice her opinion on everything as if her opinion really matters anymore.
Why won't Failin' Palin just shut up and go away already! She didn't win the vice presidency (thank goodness) and she's not even a governor anymore.
by mdmsnw76 March 28, 2010
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Even though Fred was the salesman who lost the big advertising account, he is failing up to a seat on the Board of Directors.
by Nestor W. March 5, 2008
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This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.
Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"
by channel_panel June 16, 2018
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