Failien
Dude, Cass saw a survival flare falling in the mountains while driving out here and thought it was a UFO, total failien.
Failien by MagicToaster May 21, 2011
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Failien
Some one who fails on an epic scale. Constantly.
A group of people that fail. Constantly.
A retarded looking alien. EPIC fail.
A group of people that fail. Constantly.
A retarded looking alien. EPIC fail.
"look at that chick, shes such a failien"
"Dude, stay away from those failiens, they'll make you one of them"
"That was such a failien, he didnt even have green skin or tentacles or anything like a decent alien. waste of a movie"
"Dude, stay away from those failiens, they'll make you one of them"
"That was such a failien, he didnt even have green skin or tentacles or anything like a decent alien. waste of a movie"
Failien by CellarDoor1237 April 25, 2009
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Failin' Palin
Ex-governor of Alaska and ex-vice presidential canidate who refuses to just fade away quitely- what with her book tours, TV deals, and that stupid "tea party". Continues to voice her opinion on everything as if her opinion really matters anymore.
Why won't Failin' Palin just shut up and go away already! She didn't win the vice presidency (thank goodness) and she's not even a governor anymore.
Failin' Palin by mdmsnw76 March 28, 2010
failing up
(verb, intransitive) to derive gain in spite of failure that would usually either preclude said gain or have adverse consequences.
Even though Fred was the salesman who lost the big advertising account, he is failing up to a seat on the Board of Directors.
failing up by Nestor W. March 5, 2008
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failing asleep
This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.
Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"
failing asleep by channel_panel June 16, 2018
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