Faildomme

faildomme (n.): a girl who posts like a domme, talks like a domme, and argues like a domme, but the only thing she’s dominating is someone’s comment section. Cashapp remains untouched.

She spent six hours in the replies explaining why someone else’s RIP was worded wrong, then posted ‘tribute before you speak.’ Classic faildomme. remains untouched

Faildomme by goddessamber October 7, 2026

Faildozer 

1. An individual whose attempts to complete any and all tasks are rewarded only by shame and humiliation.
2. The heavy machinery of failure. (ESD)
3. Black Earl.

" *beep* *beep* HERE COMES THE FAILDOZER!!!"

Faildozer by S.D.B.P. May 10, 2008

Faildozer 

AMD Bulldozer CPU aka Faildozer

I bought an AMD bulldozer CPU expecting to have greater performance and architecture over the phenom CPU's. Then I realized the phenom's were better than the BD. Hence, the Faildozer!

Faildozer by john0494 September 26, 2012

Faildozer 

To fail over and over again in spectacular manner.

Here comes the Faildozer!

Faildozer by KayCeeGee April 20, 2008

Failometer 

1. A method of measuring how badly any person, action or object failed. Ranging from 1-10 (or higher if the person failed horribly).

2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail.

Scenario 1:
Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it.
Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer.


Scenario 2:
Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate!
Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that.

Failometer by Nona Suomy September 25, 2008

Failsome

1. The opposite of awesome.

Derived from "fail" (to not succeed/screw up) and "some" (suffix of "awesome").

Not sure if this chocolate & cheese ice cream is going to be awesome or failsome.

Failsome by MacGyver Rulz February 18, 2010

Findomme 

(fin dom) noun.

A FinDomme is a Woman who practices Financial Domination.

Not to be confused with a sex-worker, this Person receives cash from a money slave because they both enjoy the fetish Financial Domination .

The two may never meet in real life.

History:
The word came from the submissives who served the original Financial Dominatrices in the 1990's in the yahoo chat rooms, as a shorter way to type the words Financial Dominatrix . Domme and Domina are short forms of the word Dominatrix.

MissTriss was the FIRST Black FinDomme who coined the term wallet rapist in the 90's.

Findomme by MissTrissMatterMindTraing March 23, 2017