A member belonging to the Group of Fail; known as the Duo of Fail/Trio of Fail/Octet of Fail, (however many members belong to each particular sub-group) Fails in all attempts socially, thus the name. Attempts at style but fails miserably. Often carrying more than three chins. Usually has a name starting with A, V, or C.
Failmember was failing all over the place today, as is the usual for one belonging in the dreaded Trio of Fail.
FaceBomber (feys bom-er) -noun One who makes random comments on their friend's Facebook pages, or those they don't actually know or remember but accepted them anyways, often after extremely long periods of time since you actually communicated directly with them but you forget because you read their posts in your feed everyday and you feel like you know them again. see also PhotoBomber
This guy is such a Facebomber, I haven't spoken to him since high school and he keeps making stupid comments on my wall.
A device, machine, or other construct that will inevitably fail, given enough time, and that will be devastating in the amount of fail it causes when it does.
This 1 TBSSD is worth by far more than the rest of my entire computer, but it's a ticking failbomb.
One who "bombs" your Facebook News Feed with multiple status updates, link/video posts, picture uploads, Foursquare check-ins, etc. Basically someone with no life.
I know all the details of Ryan's day, including his bathroom breaks, because he is a FaceBomber.