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Failboater 

An expression often used in gaming cliques describing someone who consistently performs poorly OR does not always come through

Derived from Failboat, failboater is a word describing someone who is often on a boat of fail
"Ricky hasnt got a kill in over two whole games what a failboater"

"Sherry didnt come over last night, she never seems to have time for me anymore what a failboater"
Failboater by Shimmytomyleft November 24, 2009

Failmember 

A member belonging to the Group of Fail; known as the Duo of Fail/Trio of Fail/Octet of Fail, (however many members belong to each particular sub-group) Fails in all attempts socially, thus the name. Attempts at style but fails miserably. Often carrying more than three chins. Usually has a name starting with A, V, or C.
Failmember was failing all over the place today, as is the usual for one belonging in the dreaded Trio of Fail.

FaceBomber 

FaceBomber (feys bom-er) -noun One who makes random comments on their friend's Facebook pages, or those they don't actually know or remember but accepted them anyways, often after extremely long periods of time since you actually communicated directly with them but you forget because you read their posts in your feed everyday and you feel like you know them again. see also PhotoBomber
This guy is such a Facebomber, I haven't spoken to him since high school and he keeps making stupid comments on my wall.
FaceBomber by DanTheMan1970 July 28, 2009

failbomb 

A device, machine, or other construct that will inevitably fail, given enough time, and that will be devastating in the amount of fail it causes when it does.
This 1 TB SSD is worth by far more than the rest of my entire computer, but it's a ticking failbomb.
failbomb by Ardvaark March 31, 2014

FailRobert 

A word used to describe an act of failure, mistake, or unintentional act by any member of the human species with the first name Robert, Rob, or Bob.
*Robert sneezes and bangs head*
"...FailRobert."
FailRobert by GildasMagnus May 3, 2010

FaceBomber 

One who "bombs" your Facebook News Feed with multiple status updates, link/video posts, picture uploads, Foursquare check-ins, etc. Basically someone with no life.
I know all the details of Ryan's day, including his bathroom breaks, because he is a FaceBomber.
FaceBomber by ILLbehaved May 29, 2010