Failsome

1. The opposite of awesome.

Derived from "fail" (to not succeed/screw up) and "some" (suffix of "awesome").

Not sure if this chocolate & cheese ice cream is going to be awesome or failsome.

Failsome by MacGyver Rulz February 18, 2010

Failometer 

1. A method of measuring how badly any person, action or object failed. Ranging from 1-10 (or higher if the person failed horribly).

2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail.

Scenario 1:
Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it.
Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer.


Scenario 2:
Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate!
Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that.

Failometer by Nona Suomy September 25, 2008

failsomeness 

When you Fail Awesomeness.

This word is total failsomeness.

failsomeness by 0sm0sis April 25, 2009

failnomenon 

A term describing a person, event or thing with no redeeming qualities that still manages to become really famous or popular (usually for no good reason at all). Derived from combining the words "fail" and "phenomenon."

Girl: "I'm going to watch the new Madea tonight!! Wanna come?"
Guy: "I'd rather gouge my eyes out than support the Tyler Perry failnomenon. No thanks."

Everyone thought Obama was gonna bring hope, but he turned out to be the biggest failnomenon since the Backstreet Boys.

failnomenon by ChinchillaChenel September 11, 2009

faidsomeaning 

free apples if did some of my everything and not idiotic nerves greeny

Joe: I have a new word.
John: What is it?
Joe: It’s faidsomeaning.
John: It’s not really an actual word.
Joe: I know, but it stands for “free apples if did some of my everything and not idiotic nerves greeny”.
John: Okay, some of the part doesn’t make any sense…
Joe: Yeah, it basically doesn’t make sense at all but this is what you’ll get…
John: …
Joe: Uh John, are you okay?
John: …
Joe: Umm, okay???

faidsomeaning by KB_2024 January 11, 2024